Brawl: The Gay Tier List

[Nicole]

MM my Puff next tournament we're both at ????

Puff vs. Peach is so free for Puff.

i'll MM you if your goal isn't to time me out. if it is, i don't want to waste my time trying to hit a worthless char

i dont think anyone is free for puff. maybe ganon...

 

[TP]

Jayford, going to SiiS4? I'll Jiggs ditto MM you. 5 or 10 bucks. You'll learn exactly how gay your own character can be.

 

[Jayford]

i'll MM you if your goal isn't to time me out. if it is, i don't want to waste my time trying to hit a worthless char

i dont think anyone is free for puff. maybe ganon...

I don't ever try to time Peaches out. I just like to play really safe Seems like you're scared of a timeout tho <3.

Jayford, going to SiiS4? I'll Jiggs ditto MM you. 5 or 10 bucks. You'll learn exactly how gay your own character can be.

K. Thats my favorite match up lol

 

[TP]

Really? Same here, besides MK vs Falco and Ganon vs Kirby.

 

[Ares]

Gay:
ICs = Olimar = Toon Link

also TP..assuming ur the Mk..MM next time we @ same tourney?

 

[MJG]

THe MW won't have to worry about TL being gay once I get my MK on Lee Martin status .

Dead @ 4biddin as well.

Fox does fine vs falco :o but w/e.


Gay chars:

S tier
Olimar

^Sad that I use 5 characters for JUST ONE character in brawl

Rest don't matter tbh

SUPER EDIT: ICs are gayer than olimar

 

[Gamegenie222]

Icy's and Olimar are gay as hell man mostly Icys. Luckily Nintendo don't know about their gay chaingrab.

 

[MJG]

Yea you are right.

I put ICs above Olimar.

 

[Teh Future]

lol at cooks post

 

[TP]

Gay:
ICs = Olimar = Toon Link

also TP..assuming ur the Mk..MM next time we @ same tourney?

Sure, I'm trying to make it to Ultimate NK3 but no promises.

 

[4Biddin]

THe MW won't have to worry about TL being gay once I get my MK on Lee Martin status .

Dead @ 4biddin as well.

Fox does fine vs falco :o but w/e.


Gay chars:

S tier
Olimar

^Sad that I use 5 characters for JUST ONE character in brawl

Rest don't matter tbh

SUPER EDIT: ICs are gayer than olimar

Hah the thread is about gayness not mus falco has the gayest most annoying ****in jab in the game not to mention a GDLK spotdodge

**** that ***** named falco

 

[MythTrainerInfinity]

SSS:
Tripping (Sakuraitrollface.jpg)
WiFi (...)

SS:
Ice Climbers (never want to play lain in bracket again >.> )
Meta Knight (Behold my frame advantages!)
Diddy Kong (Banana lock to... Banana lock to... Banana lock!)

S:
King Dedede (Oh hai Snake and Lucario mains check out my new big gay setups!)
Snake (Survive to 200% and UTilt kill everyone by 130%? No problem!)
Falco (Honestly, how can anyone stay that interested in a game to camp as long as he can?)
Fox (Similar situation as above.)

A:
Olimar (Same situation as the above two, but something you can actually avoid, yay!)
Mr. Game and Watch (Derp.)
Pit (Arrows!)
Wario (Air camp and time people out!)
Sonic (Should be Wario's BFF)
Wolf (Its like trying to approach a spiky wall.)
Lucario (Depends how he's played, but roll roll your Lucairo gently down FD.)

B:
Zero Suit Samus (Spam that DSmash!)
Sheik (Campppppppppp)
Kirby (BAir all day)
Peach (I fart hearts!)
Toon Link (Well eexxxxxxcccuuuussseeee me, princess.)
Pikachu (Pika-chuuuu Pika-chuuuu Pika-chuuuu)
R.O.B. (What doesn't he have that isn't annoying?)

C:
Donkey Kong (One approach, but dammit I'll abuse it to Hell!)
Luigi (SHORYUKEN!)
Mario (Fireballs and cape are the answer to everything!)
Marth (Maybe if I FAir some more they'll run into it...)
Ike (Does anyone actually think about using DI to get above me and punish my Jabs?)

D:
Anyone else

G:
Ganondorf (Huff-puff I'll catch that Sonic one day!)

 

[Cook]

^Not enough Sonic.

 

[Gamegenie222]

Hah the thread is about gayness not mus falco has the gayest most annoying ****in jab in the game not to mention a GDLK spotdodge

**** that ***** named falco

***** u mad Falco's too good, you should start playing him, we got them CG and our frame 2 jab.

 

[_Kain_]

LOLd at the fox main having Falco higher than ICs.

 

[Mr. Doom]

You guys don't know about Ike's jab. .-.

 

[Nicole]

I don't ever try to time Peaches out. I just like to play really safe Seems like you're scared of a timeout tho <3.

i just dont want to spend the time it takes to chase jigglypuff around for 2 or possibly 3 8 minutes matches. that sounds like the least fun thing i could do with myself.

$5 good? dunno when i'll see you next, you going to SIIS4?

 

[MJG]

Hah the thread is about gayness not mus falco has the gayest most annoying ****in jab in the game not to mention a GDLK spotdodge

**** that ***** named falco

Wow...please learn the MU.

Fox should almost ALWAYS beat falco up close (outside of the CG).

Namesearch zeton.

Arty sucks as well

L.

afk

 

[Jayford]

i just dont want to spend the time it takes to chase jigglypuff around for 2 or possibly 3 8 minutes matches. that sounds like the least fun thing i could do with myself.

$5 good? dunno when i'll see you next, you going to SIIS4?

lI can think of things that are less fun . But, yeah $5 sounds good and I'll be at SiS4.

 

[MJG]

Nicole, MM my MK at UMNKv3. I don't mind losing $5 to learn the MU with MK

 

[clowsui]

Wow...please learn the MU.

Fox should almost ALWAYS beat falco up close (outside of the CG).

Namesearch zeton.

Arty sucks as well

L.

afk

what?

it's even up close, lol. don't trip off that MK green

 

[MJG]

I guess I am losing it with my trolling.

Almost all of that post was a joke except for the first sentence lol

 

[Teh Future]

yeah all of the spacies have ******** matchups with each other in brawl but i think they are all pretty close actually

 

[4Biddin]

***** u mad Falco's too good, you should start playing him, we got them CG and our frame 2 jab.

HAH yea right falco is a ***** compared to fox, can't kill worth a **** and hits like a ***** too

Wow...please learn the MU.

Fox should almost ALWAYS beat falco up close (outside of the CG).

Namesearch zeton.

Arty sucks as well

L.

afk

Orrrr not, I know the MU Im just annoyed by his jabbbbb, spotdodge, chaingrab



(Falco is always gonna be second to FAUX)

Serve yourself the L brahhhh

 

[Cook]

But Sonic is really really gay.

And DK is only gay because I don't understand his up-b at all, lol. But that is gay enough for me to put him on the list somewhere.

 

[Gamegenie222]

HAH yea right falco is a ***** compared to fox, can't kill worth a **** and hits like a ***** too



Orrrr not, I know the MU Im just annoyed by his jabbbbb, spotdodge, chaingrab



(Falco is always gonna be second to FAUX)

Serve yourself the L brahhhh

***** please, sure you guys can kill early but remember you guys are vulnerable to multitude of CG's and we one of the only few characters who has a 50:50 MU vs MK *****.

Spoiler

For as long the ***** doesn't plank hardcore.

 

[Dnyce]

Thank goodness there are still people like bidden and GG222... I almost forgot what that little red exclamation point next to everyone's post does.

L

SS-tier
Purple Pikmin
Yoshi (when you can hear the tv)

S-tier
Diddy Kong / Ice Climbers / Sonic
Olimar
Falco / DDD / Yoshi

A-Tier
Ganon / Pit / Wario
Lucario
Ike/Wolf
Sheik
Lucas
Metaknight

Everyone else either still in the closet or unviable (like TL or Snake) so idk how gay they are.

 

[Cook]

Lol I somehow double posted with two hours between the posts.

 

[Mr. Doom]

And DK is only gay because I don't understand his up-b at all, lol.

That move does strike me as odd, though, since I can literally warp away from DK's Up+B.

 

[Sage JoWii]

Idk how I missed this thread.

SSSSSSssuupppper Gay Tier:
Olimar
TL
Diddy
ICs

MMM amounts of Gay <3
MMM
Falco
D3

A Tier
ICs
Yoshi
Kirby
MK
Ganon
Luigi

Who the **** else care tier
Everyone else.

 

[Exceladon City]

That move does strike me as odd, though, since I can literally warp away from DK's Up+B.

That ****ty Doom Influence.

 

[Mr. Doom]

Blah Blah Doom Blah

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I've said my piece.

 

[Tmacc]

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I've said my peace.

That's piece.

Get it right.

 

[Teh Future]

to be fair it wouldn't have worked if he said mr doom because its DI not MI.

I approve

 

[Mr. Doom]

That's piece.

Get it right.

To 'say your peace' means to say that which will satisfy some important issue or at least satisfy the need to let it be known.

To 'say your piece' means simply to say 'that thing you want to say' and it could be as simplistic as that.

Either work, but they have different sentiments.

Darn English language...

 

[Exceladon City]

to be fair it wouldn't have worked if he said mr doom because its DI not MI.

I approve

I approve of Future's point.

 

[Rob_Gambino]

Flaming ******s

Diddy
Snake
IC
Falco
Wario

Heartless homos
MK
DDD
Olimar
Lucario
Ike

Questionable queers
R.O.B
Peach
Pika
Ness
Marth

 

[Nicole]

Everyone else either still in the closet or unviable (like TL or Snake) so idk how gay they are.

Toon Link and Snake are soooooooooo unviable i never see those chars winning tournaments.

@mj, sure i'll play you for $5. i dunno why you dont just wanna play toon link against peach, its 4:6 for you, and mk is no worse than that for peach, imo. plus then you could play your best char and you already know the mu. but it's a free $5 so WHATEVER.

 

[DarkLouis331]

Fabulously Flaming!


Super Gay
Metaknight
Toon Link
Snake
Falco
D3
Peach

Just Gay
Pit
Diddy
ROB
Ice Climbers
Pikachu
Marth
Lucas

STRAIGHT-*** MOFOS
Donkey Kong
Ike
Ganondorf
Captain Falcon

All other characters are neutral I guess.

 

[TP]

Fabulously Flaming!


Super Gay
Metaknight
Toon Link
Snake
Falco
D3
Peach

Just Gay
Pit
Diddy
ROB
Ice Climbers
Pikachu
Marth
Lucas

STRAIGHT-*** MOFOS
Donkey Kong
Ike
Ganondorf
Captain Falcon

All other characters are neutral I guess.

This is pretty much perfect. Just move ICs up to Super Gay, add Yoshi to Just Gay, and you've got yourself a list.