Jamaal: Your team is weak, fought Dorfs tougher than me. Wasn’t one of you known as GannondorfMan33? You’re both a couple of blond bombshells and blond-a$$ punks. If you thinkin’ you can beat us, you gotta be drunk! That was a perfect hit, got Flux screaming in awe. Tony don’t mean ****, Sonic is yo flaw!
Tony: Who do you think you are? The Men in Black? You’re as threatening as the Little Cricket, and that’s a fact. You got your team name matching your skin so well, but on the inside, both know you’re as white as hell! Sidestep noobs, I’m gonna mind game you.
Jamaal: You’ll be counter-picking Jiggz before the time that we’re through. You’re off the stage, Up B, look now I’m grabbing you!
Flux: You can’t keep up with me you effin' grounded sleeze. Your nades aint gonna stop my powerful Up B. Once you were the best Snake in all of New York. Now you’re nothing but a guy who’s getting hella worked! I’m sidesteping your c0ck! (Recon: Pssh get lucky!) Smashing Down A to get rid of a stock!
Tony: Is that all you got, you cocky lil’ freaks? We’ll shoot you down, and Andross will recognize me. Your Lucas is as deadly, if not more so than you. And that’s not saying much but it’s true, haha…
Jamaal: PSI f*ck You. You got lucky when Recon missed his tilt. But with Flux gone, your a$$ is gonna wilt!
Tony: You think you’ve won, but this round robin’s only begun, you got three more teams to handle, son!
Flux: And f*cking motherb!tch you fathertits f*ckin’ ****-hoes! f*ck my c0ck , f*ck my a$$, f*ck my f*cking a$$hole ya a$$ holes!
Halfro: Hey you all, you f*ckin’ did it! I didn’t really expect it, hey, I admit it. Here, have some girls, go on, hit it and quit it.
Jamaal: So that’s how you actually play real Quiddich! Let’s hit up the food court and get us some chow! The matches only gets harder from now! Third round starting, let’s roll on in. It’s that one guy Dave and his teammate, his friend!