Daily Tips On How To Play "Gay"

[Coney]

Pwned/Owned are horrible and stupid words. My gay friend agrees with me.

Pwned came about as a typo to owned, and owning someone can be a reference to slavery. So I think I'd prefer gay to stay.

my problem isn't with the word gay

this community is now using [*****] as a substitute for the word "pwned" and that is gay.

what i'm trying to convey isn't at all difficult

GAY IS OKAY.

**** IS GAY.

 

[SuSa]

I agree with you on that.

I still use the word ****. Why? Because "pwned" is worse. See what I said.

 

[Zankoku]

Wow, this argument is dumb.

 

[xDD-Master]

This Thread REALLY needs a sticky =O

Anyway I'm waiting for the new tip o.o

 

[demonictoonlink]

Someone make a blog or something. We don't need this argument in this thread.

 

[etecoon]

DMG's Current "Gay" Tip Of The Day:









And there you have it Folks. That is my Daily Tip On How To Play "Gay".

wow he even stalls in this topic, too good

 

[Nanaki]

Wow, this argument is dumb.

tbh, it's no dumber than most arguments around here.

I'm done arguing though, I've said my part.

 

[JUDGE]

lol i always play gay on wifi and kept spamming fireballs^^

 

[SuSa]

wow he even stalls in this topic, too good

This post has won the thread.

Here is what I think DMG is trying to tell us by stalling his own topic:
"Stall everything in life. It keeps you actively thinking about stalling. Thus, you will stall better. It also helps with your patience, thus you will last longer."

 

[Dark 3nergy]

This is the "gayest" thread I've ever seen on smashboards. I can't wait for the next gay tip. It makes me gay just thinking about it.

high quality post right here

hope your taking notes coney

wow he even stalls in this topic, too good

that actually flew right by me, thanks for helping to pointing it out to an idiot like me

 

[Gates]

Today's tip is amazing.

 

[DMG]

Dang you guys REALLY are good lmao. I was wondering if you guys would pick up on the fact that I didn't put up a tip for today.

I'll have a REAL one tomorrow. Like, a Plank Worthy one.

 

[GameSystem]

Since it's labor day, can you be kind and add another tip as a holiday gift?

 

[Demp]

bah nvm.

10nvms

 

[DMG]

Since it's labor day, can you be kind and add another tip as a holiday gift?

I can do 2 tips tomorrow. One of them a Lulzy one, the other one a "Gay" one.

 

[GameSystem]

Thanks a bunch.

 

[Red Arremer]

wow he even stalls in this topic, too good

This post has won the thread.

Here is what I think DMG is trying to tell us by stalling his own topic:
"Stall everything in life. It keeps you actively thinking about stalling. Thus, you will stall better. It also helps with your patience, thus you will last longer."

Epic post and epic interpretation of DMG.

<3

 

[Donkey Bong]

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...Daily?

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mind gamez

 

[Albert.]

the non-tip of today is brilliant,
a good way to play.

kill expectations

 

[feardragon64]

You people arguing about terminology for look too much into the wording. If you're taking offense to what people say over the internet, I'm wondering how you survived so long. Just stick to your own principles and don't bother critiquing others on theirs.

DMG's tips are epic.

 

[ZHMT]

Never thought of that double blind pick stuff xD

Imma use that now, thanks.

 

[uhmuzing]

I shall take these words to heart lol.

 

[Albert.]

the marth boards have invaded!!!

 

[¯\_S.(ツ).L.I.D._/¯]

DMG needs more tips where you atttt???

 

[Dark 3nergy]

DMG needs more tips where you atttt???

it hasnt been a full day yet chill

 

[MK26]

DMG's daily tip #3: stall for as long as possible, even if you are losing, and pull out a brilliancy in the end.

 

[DallasPhat]

Hmm i should make a special appearance one day and me and dmg will do a collaboration on How to play gay in teams.

 

[St. Viers]

^^make out when you take a stock?

/team gayness

Guys, I actually, when I say "****/d" mean it not in the "I sexually assaulted" but rather the more generic definition listed previously in the thread. Because I did not in fact sexually assault them, so saying I did is stupid.

I also rarely say it , because of it's obvious use, which I find silly and offensive to think about... >_<

btw, double blind is so useful--it works in melee too ^_^

 

[Dark 3nergy]

^^make out when you take a stock?

/team gayness

Guys, I actually, when I say "****/d" mean it not in the "I sexually assaulted"

if you dont want to use the term **** might i suggest;

gently caress
loving

Also interchangeable with the ever so word filtered 'f' word

 

[Commander_Beef]

I don't know how to respond to this...

Ummm any tips on how to play "gay" with Toon Link?

I guess you don't know how to utilize his formidable projectile game. Camping with those and stopping approaches with your Z-air and neutral air is all you need to do.

 

[Mac Royale]

Playing Gay = Falco

'nuff said.

 

[demonictoonlink]

I guess you don't know how to utilize his formidable projectile game. Camping with those and stopping approaches with your Z-air and neutral air is all you need to do.

You know nothing of our character.

 

[UTDZac]

How to play GAY in crews:

1) Wait til the the opposing crew only has one person left.
2) Send in someone random.
3) Force the random person to lose / give up stocks.
4) Send in DMG.
5) Crowd forces the timer change from 99 minutes to 8 minutes.
6) Counterpick to Brinstar.
7) Camp: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxVOp0wb_NQ

 

[Hylian]

How to play GAY in crews:

1) Wait til the the opposing crew only has one person left.
2) Send in someone random.
3) Force the random person to lose / give up stocks.
4) Send in DMG.
5) Crowd forces the timer change from 99 minutes to 8 minutes.
6) Counterpick to Brinstar.
7) Camp: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxVOp0wb_NQ

Hey that was my idea!

.

 

[chimpact]

lmao DMG tew good

 

[Vyse]

How to play GAY in crews:

1) Wait til the the opposing crew only has one person left.
2) Send in someone random.
3) Force the random person to lose / give up stocks.
4) Send in DMG.
5) Crowd forces the timer change from 99 minutes to 8 minutes.
6) Counterpick to Brinstar.
7) Camp: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxVOp0wb_NQ

I don't even have to click the link to know which match that is

 

[Kitamerby]

My new goal is to time out the 99 minute timer in a crew battle and ask who wins.

Dammit, that match has gotten me inspired to pick up Wario myself and learn the Way of the Gay.

 

[Budget Player Cadet_]

wow he even stalls in this topic, too good

I ****kin' lol'd

DMG, I want to play gay. In fact, I want to play PHENOMENALLY GAY against the friends of mine who won't accept the SBR ruleset. You know the kind. He insists we take turn picking stages from ANY stage (including his homemade ones), refuses to turn items off or TA on, and then Johns when I 5-stock him on eldin with king DDD over the chaingrab. He's the kind of player who is just basically setting himself up to get gayed out; I'm not even camping/planking; I'm just counterpicking correctly for a matchup that he can't possibly win as long as he rejects the rules in place to prevent that from happening.

Now the problem is this. It's his console, and whenever I attempt to gay him out, he decides he'd rather play Street Fighter 4, a game I'm terrible at. What do I do?

The true irony is, he's actually pretty good at brawl... or rather would be if he wasn't an utter scrub who mained random. His knowledge of the game is pretty advanced, and he knows a lot about most characters and plays at a pretty good skill level for a person who disagrees with the "winner is better" philosophy (winning by shutting him out with SHDL and a CG doesn't make the falco player better, because it's just one button). I.e he's the most homophobic SSBB player.

Bump that. Someone help, stop gaying me out!

 

[Kitamerby]

I fukkin' lol'd



Bump that. Someone help, stop gaying me out!

Pick Wario and maybe Brinstar and just... don't... Approach?

 

[Budget Player Cadet_]

All items, he johns and we start playing street fighter.