Houston Thread - No HOBOs and no WHOBOs. What do we do now??????????????????????????????????????????

[Stiltzskin]

Sorry, that would require you actually being skilled at this game.

Also, I cut my hair so I don't wear that beanie anymore.

::Notices Hylian doesn't mention wearing a different shirt::

::Is glad because Hylian looks very strapping in that shirt, causing erection in pants::

 

[PhantomX]

I recommend caution, Stiltzkin, or a hairclip of some sort, lest there be inextricable tangling during your fornication.

 

[gunterrsmash01]

Cool! See ya there.

take meh to roys house with you. he lives in sugar land too. i want to play quivo!

My mom is exactly the same, except she's also a bit racist [which is hilarious, since she's from South America]. God forbid she ever find out I spent the night at a black guy's house (<3 Beah).

Haha, Esca is either going to end up a very rich or a very poor man.

what if i came to your house (i am pakistani) would your mom 3 stock me?

 

[Hylian]

I <3 that shirt . A good friend of mine gave it to me actually.

 

[PhantomX]

take meh to roys house with you. he lives in sugar land too. i want to play quivo!



what if i came to your house (i am pakistani) would your mom 3 stock me?

Pretty sure it would be a JV 4 stock with Falcon against your MK.

 

[Esca]

I <3 that shirt . A good friend of mine gave it to me actually.

I <3 you. Silly willy.

 

[Bwett]

oh hai guis i got a new sig lol

CY you crack me up lol

 

[OhMyGodItzMouf]

i tried to be like hylian once, but i couldn't fit that many ***** in my mouth LOL BRAWL SUX

 

[Hylian]

Hi mouf. Let's be friends.

 

[OhMyGodItzMouf]

lol i assume that's how you make all your friends. no.

 

[Hylian]

lol i assume that's how you make all your friends. no.

Yes, that is how I make all my friends. You should try it sometime.

 

[OhMyGodItzMouf]

i'm not into the whole internet dating thing, or the homosexuality but thanks for the offer broham

 

[CY]

Yes, that is how I make all my friends. You should try it sometime.

hylian quit trollin my threads

and look at my sig cuz it's amazing and true

and infinity is old

and brett makes me wet

i good

 

[UltimateRazer]

Lol at the new sig you guys have. You've made this into like a campeign.

Phantom....would your mom be delighted to meet me and my wool?

 

[Hylian]

hylian quit trollin my threads

and look at my sig cuz it's amazing and true

and infinity is old

and brett makes me wet

i good

I can't help it. Moufs too fun to troll lol. He get's defensive about everything .

 

[Sudai]

One time I walked up to this gurl, and I wuz like "I no Hylian..." and she was all like "WHAT?! That guy's awesome. That's enough for me to want to jump your bones right now!" nxt thing I no, I'm buttsecksing on the beach with hawt chikz.


True facts. What's with all the hate lately, guys? : (

 

[OhMyGodItzMouf]

maybe if you were a little more defensive you wouldn't suck **** at melee (along with everything else you've ever attempted)

 

[CY]

this is a dead serious question. you said he sucks at everything, but what if you said that to a stripper or a prostitute on the streets? technically, her sucking wouldn't be half as bad as you make it out to be MIRITE BROSEPH?

sigrules

40 acres and a mule

i'm sittin on a bar stool

 

[Stiltzskin]

maybe if you were a little more defensive you wouldn't suck **** at melee (along with everything else you've ever attempted)

OhMyGodItzMouf!!!

Sorry I couldn't make it with Paul last time, I know the possibility of me coming with paul was the only reason you and ronnie invited him over. Don't worry, I'll come next time. AND WE'LL PLAYZZ BRAWLZZZ!!! LULZ!!!

 

[Dojo]

Seriously yo, what's with all this hating.

I **** all of you anyways, big deal.

 

[jog]

i'm putting $10 on infinity,
and this match has so much hype why not make it a CM and a MM?! at the same time! OH THE HUMANITY!

also, we should get a bookie for this...

 

[heytallman]

I second the notion that this becomes an epic cinnamon match.

However, I refuse to take any side in this.

 

[CY]

i'm putting $10 on infinity,
and this match has so much hype why not make it a CM and a MM?! at the same time! OH THE HUMANITY!

also, we should get a bookie for this...

how about you go suck a ****? that would be a better idea. seeing as how you probably haven't gone to a tournament with me or infinity, and don't know either one of us.

so how about you go gobble some ***** you big turkey you.

this last line is to ensure the safety of my sig so drew doesn't ram his giant meat flesh into my *******.

edit for tallman: i will never talk to you ever again.

good day

 

[gunterrsmash01]

god, that sig is too epic.

 

[The MC Clusky]

i'm putting $10 on infinity,
and this match has so much hype why not make it a CM and a MM?! at the same time! OH THE HUMANITY!

also, we should get a bookie for this...

This is so much drama I have to add this match to my FS5 first post, but only if I can get both people to confirm that they're coming.

It's like J Wong vs Yipes at SB3 (or some other players, I don't play Marvel lol) that stuff was sooooooooooo hype that some people were making more money than the players on sidebets than the actual MM was worth.

 

[Hylian]

This is so much drama I have to add this match to my FS5 first post, but only if I can get both people to confirm that they're coming.

It's like J Wong vs Yipes at SB3 (or some other players, I don't play Marvel lol) that stuff was sooooooooooo hype that some people were making more money than the players on sidebets than the actual MM was worth.

How about that Clockwork "washed up vet" vs DarkPrince $3000 MM?

That **** was epic. DP got owned.

 

[QUIVO]

I was there for J Wong vs Yipes.

**** was crazy.

 

[Stiltzskin]

CY is getting angry just because people are betting on Infinity.

We're so mature.

Who are you again?

This is so much drama I have to add this match to my FS5 first post, but only if I can get both people to confirm that they're coming.

It's like J Wong vs Yipes at SB3 (or some other players, I don't play Marvel lol) that stuff was sooooooooooo hype that some people were making more money than the players on sidebets than the actual MM was worth.

I know a certain nucca from Houston who lost $300 betting on Yipes. Never bet against Jwong, guy's too consistent.

 

[gunterrsmash01]

maybe if you were a little more defensive you wouldn't suck **** at melee (along with everything else you've ever attempted)

hylian has probably already made more money with brawl, then you have with melee. sucking at melee means nothing now. GG. and go back to your cave which is the melee thread.

 

[blackfox51]

people are still talking about future MM's and I ****... in... my pants

 

[CY]

CY is getting angry just because people are betting on Infinity.

We're so mature.

nah it's just you are a first time vegan and i'm glad to meat you.













ya dig

 

[Shin_Suspect]

Naw your just being immature dawg lol



what if they voted against Infinity? you would of been happy then

 

[CY]

Naw your just being immature dawg lol



what if they voted against Infinity? you would of been happy then

i honestly don't care bromie. i'm honored to have your first post about me though, it increases the already massive size of my moose knuckle.




good day

 

[Shin_Suspect]

i honestly don't care bromie. i'm honored to have your first post about me though, it increases the already massive size of my moose knuckle.




good day

I would replied on my other account but its 1337 lol

and if u gonna be a *** about **** like that then i dont even wanna money match u anymore

 

[Axxo]

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[PhantomX]

Lol at the new sig you guys have. You've made this into like a campeign.

Phantom....would your mom be delighted to meet me and my wool?

Mexicans are ok, the littler the better. Goats/sheep are iffy though, they're not allowed to eat our stuff.

 

[UltimateRazer]

Mexicans are ok, the littler the better. Goats/sheep are iffy though, they're not allowed to eat our stuff.

I'll make them eat your stuff......

Spoiler

sheepsex

 

[PhantomX]

Sorry man, I don't want your sloppy seconds Bring me a fresh one, then it's all good.

 

[gunterrsmash01]

Axxo, why do u use upthrow with falco?

 

[UltimateRazer]

Sorry man, I don't want your sloppy seconds Bring me a fresh one, then it's all good.

Ok. I'll bring a special baby calf with a genetic disorder so his face looks like you and wario genetically cloned together.