Alright:
But...
Your recap actually has way more merit than all that preceeds it, lol. I mean you preface your whole diatribe with...
Yeah irritated.
THIS stuff isn't bad at all. It's actually GREAT advice for any aspiring player.-pick a character that has superior mobility, defense, or both than what your opponent will have
-do not aggressively approach when at low %; it is a high risk scenario at all times, and only high reward in a few scenarios
-do not aggressively punish. What separates good players from mid-level players is their ability to say "now hold on brain, I know he has lag after that move but I haven't punished successfully from this position before and I'd rather have the for sure thing. If I try to grab him now he might spot dodge and grab ME, and that'd just be ****ing stupid". Be a good player, not a mid-level "Darn, I almost had him" player that pretends to know about matchups.
-position yourself appropriately for your strengths and weaknesses in accordance with your opponent's strengths and weaknesses
-pick stages that enhance your strengths while limiting your weaknesses, and doing the inverse for an opponent
-Use the timer to your advantage when you need to, and don't be afraid to use it to win
But...
That's not the same as "do not aggressively approach when at low %"So you should approach at low %, right?
WRONG!
Your recap actually has way more merit than all that preceeds it, lol. I mean you preface your whole diatribe with...
C'mon! Unless you're being tongue-in-cheek???? Cause I'll admit, Brawl has definitely dissolved (it's been coming awhile now anyway) into campy cheap tactics. Didn't M2K just win winterfest by stalling under the stage? "Scrooging" lol. Seriously... I was saddened by that news. It means that even pros aren't above cheap-*** ****, and now I definitely won't ever spend money on a tourney/expenses, cause I. Won't. Play. That. Way. And I sure as hell won't lose to someone who plays that way. Not unless I can kick them in the nads once for every camp. Seriously, yo... I thought you wanted to broaded this game. I hope to god you're just being clever here, and illustrating just HOW crappy the meta-game has become. but if you seriously are encourage players to start playing this way, to main MK (god listen to Ally, F this game, no more snake waaaah ><)...I take "play to win" to the extreme and laugh as I plank, fly under the stage, d-tilt lock, infinite, and all other sorts of infuriating things.
Yeah irritated.