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[Chris Lionheart]

83. There are people in denial.
84. Chris Lionheart is one of those people.

91. IWontGetOverTheDam definitely does not have a bright future as a psychiatrist/therapist.
92. IWontGetOverTheDam has proved #81-82 correct 3 times so far in this thread, counting his numbers #83 and 84.

 

[doom dragon 105]

snake is broken

 

[SkylerOcon]

93. All rules after 45 with the exclusion of 90 suck.

 

[FAILchion-]

94. Ken and Isai are always right.
95. If Ken and Isai are wrong, check Rule #94 again.

 

[Fatmanonice]

93. Sariku is completely oblivious to the fact that May is only 10 years old.

94. If you're playing as Marth against Lucas/Ness, mash the z button like a ****** to show off your l33t skills.

95. Ike and Olimar are unstoppable. All their attacks have vaccum properties that drag you right next to them when they attack and a side effect that makes them impossible to dodge. If you fight against them, the best course of action is to kill yourself as soon as possible.

96. The Ice Climber's infinites are as easy to do as pushing the B button. They are exactly the same as King Dedede's and Marth's and definately only take an hour of practice to get down pat.

97. Sonic has the most personality of all the Brawlers.

98. If you main Mario, Luigi, Samus, DK, or Bowser, it's your fault for not maining overplayed characters like Snake and Metaknight to escape King Dedede's stand and grab infinite.

99. Falcon Punch and Captain Falcon jokes based on Chuck Norris jokes are ALWAYS funny. Use them as much as possible and be sure to spam pictures associated with them.

100. Ness says PK Cross because that makes perfect sense.

101. Lucas's upsmash is completely inescapable. Like Olimar's grabs, it can hit you from any place on New Pork City.

102. Questioning Luigi's sexuality is definately not a complete waste of time.

103. Captain Falcon only has two moves, Falcon Punch and his down taunt. Use them constantly.

104. Wario is bottom tier because he farts, is ugly, and impossible to use by anyone.

105. FLUDD is completely useless and doesn't even do any damage. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

106. If you don't not worship the ground that Yuna walks on or agree with every aspect of what he says, he will find you and tell you why you're wrong for not doing so.

107. Spamming the lazer and fsmash is a legitimate way to fight with Wolf as is spamming the arrow and angel ring with Pit.

108. IGN was completely wrong about Metaknight. He's definately not top tier especially because of how light he is and how he lacks KO potential.

109. When using taunts doing Wifi matches against friends, they always have to have internet references and be as obnoxious as possible.

110. It is perfectly okay to refer to everyone who doesn't want to play Smash Bros competitively as a scrub. These people are subhuman and must be addressed as such whenever possible. All people who do not have the same hobbies as you should be looked down upon.

 

[Vulcan55]

111. Ike is cheap, overpowered, and you can never dodge his Fsmash

 

[metalmonstar]

112. The cheaper you play the better you are.

113. If you say someone is a scrub then it must be true.

114. Wii mote is low tier which is why everyone uses the Gamecube controller

115. No decent melee player likes brawl

116. Everyone will go back to Melee in a couple months.

117. Brawl is more balanced because more characters are tournament viable.

118. Competitive means that winners win and loser lose. It has nothing to do with people competing in a competition.

119. Items promote stage control, take more skill to use, and reduce camping.

120. Any list of characters is automatically a tier list. If I were to arrange the characters in alphabetical order for example then everyone would think I made a tier list. Flamewars would ensue momentarily.

 

[smashbot226]

Yellow Jigglypuff.

That straw hat is Yellow's in the Pokemon anime.

 

[Fatmanonice]

121. If you main Peach, Zelda, or Jigglypuff and are a guy, you're obviously gay. It's okay to main ZSS though because she's soooooooooo hawt.

122. If you haven't played their game, they obviously suck. This usually applies to the Ice Climbers, Olimar, and ROB.

123. ROB is the messiah of gaming. People definately bought the NES because of Gyromite and Stack Up, not Super Mario Bros and Duck Hunt.

124. If you say that you can three stock three level 9 *insert characters here* on a team on Smashville without items, everyone will believe you and regard you as a gaming God.

125. Posting combo videos of your favorite characters is ultimate proof that they are unbeatable and that even pros are playing as them wrong.

126. Ike is high tier and it is near impossible to gimp him.

127. Zelda's Din's Fire/Wolf's Lazer's/Pit's Arrow's/King Dedede's Waddle Dees/Falco's Lazers are impossible to dodge and make approaching completely pointless.

128. Deciding to main Metaknight or Snake will automatically make you good at Smash. Be sure to tell anyone that is looking for legitimate advice this.

129. Always name ATs and combos after yourself, that way you will be immortalized across the internet.

130. When you have a question, be sure to make the question in the form of a huge wall of text without paragraphs. Be sure to type l33t style and get really pissed if no one can understand a lick of what you're asking or if they want you to summarize what you want.

 

[Airgemini]

What the? How did the straw hat win?
Oh well. Well I'll go with the straw hat Jigglypuff because I hate Marth.

 

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Straw Hat Jigglypuff

 

[tirkaro]

Straw hat jigglypuff.
SHE'S GONNA BE KINGADA PIRATEZ!

 

[blink777]

136. "Up until now" means exactly what we all thought it meant.

 

[Ørion]

137. "Up until now" means exactly what we all thought it meant.
138. It's okay to repeat what others have said.
139. Tires don exits.

 

[PCHU]

140. Captain Falcon ALWAYS wins debates because of his youtube video Falcon Punch.

 

[espio87]

Straw Hat Jigglypuff

I miss her bandana T-T

 

[Sh1n0b1]

141: There is no such thing as noob friendly. There is only SKILLZ!

 

[Cipher]

Saved:
Yoshi
PT
Diddy
C Falcon
DK
Zelda
Luigi
Pikachu
Lucario
Olimar
Jigglypuff
Toon Link
Snake
Lucas
Bowser
Fox
Ness
Samus
Pit

Remaining:
Game & Watch
Zero Suit Samus
King Dedede
Kirby
Ganondorf
Marth
R.O.B.
Falco
Mario
Peach
Ike
Ice Climbers
Link
Wolf

Long gone:
Sonic-34
Shiek-35
Wario-36
Meta Knight-37

 

[Wolf of Ice]

Red Marth, seing as night-cap Jigglypuff didn't win : )

Let's go with this.

 

[Charizard92]

Saved:
Yoshi
PT
Diddy
C Falcon
DK
Zelda
Luigi
Pikachu
Lucario
Olimar
Jigglypuff
Toon Link
Snake
Lucas
Bowser
Fox
Ness
Samus
Pit
Kirby

Remaining:
Game & Watch
Zero Suit Samus
King Dedede
Ganondorf
Marth
R.O.B.
Falco
Mario
Peach
Ike
Ice Climbers
Link
Wolf

Long gone:
Sonic-34
Shiek-35
Wario-36
Meta Knight-37
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[jakeadactyl]

142: youko has the right to lock ANY thread that he does not happen to agree with, and can abuse his powers of moderation as much as he pleases ;]

143: posting joke 'new AT' threads will make people angry, regardless of how funny they are.

144: too many overweight nerdy boys get turned on by ZSS' breasts

145: if the smash back room weekly update says a character is good, expect 100,000 easily swayed people to main that character. ganondorf anyone?

 

[Johnthegalactic]

146. That is so wrong!

147. There is no bottom tier

 

[Monshou_no_Nazo]

148. All characters can make it to high tier if you just convince them they aren't as bad as they say.

 

[The Halloween Captain]

149. If you fight for your friends, there must be something wrong with you, and you must immediately Falcon Punch yourself until it is resolved.
150. Captain Falcon is the most manly person of all time. Snake and Ike are sissies, and can't compare to Falcon's manliness.
151. Denying Captain Falcon's manliness is like denying gravity. They are both universal constants.

 

[FAILchion-]

152. SONIC IS NOT CHEAP. SONIC'S JUST FAST.
153. It's okay to appear funny quoting lines from Brawl Taunts to counter arguments.

 

[ThaRoy]

Zamus has tilts.

 

[Fatmanonice]

153. Rules 131-135 are too awesome to be listed.

154. Upon visiting the Ike board, you are required to post at least one thread trying to get people to join a clan that has less than four people and one thread expressing how awesome and unstoppable Ike is.

155. Wario is a sexy delicious beast. (No really, he is.)

156. It is perfectly okay to still be bitter that Dr. Mario, Roy, Mewtwo, and Pichu were cut despite their characteristics being incorporated into other characters. For example, if Lucario is mentioned in any form, be sure to express how gay you think he is and how horribly bad you miss Mewtwo.

157. Whining about how Wario has twice as many ALTs as any other character is perfectly okay.

158. If at first you don't succeed, declare that it's impossible and that it's purely hax if someone else can do it. This most often applies to chain grabs and boost smashes.

159. Falco's chain grab is always zero to death. ALWAYS.

160. Sonic, Wario, Yoshi, Jigglypuff, Pokemon Trainer, and Ness are unplayable because you don't know how to play as them.

161. Tiers automatically decide the outcome of every match. With that being said, playing as a high tier character will guarentee your victory every time.

162. Anyone who mains a middle or low tier character shouldn't be taken seriously. They only play to goof around and are not serious about winning.

163. There are no good players on Anyone on Wifi, items are always on, and spamming your favorite smash attack will always guarentee a victory.

164. Sonic's cheap and broken because he's fast.

165. When ever you watch a match against two pros, comment on how your infinititly better than the loser and then post a video of you fighting your little brother/best friend to prove it.

166. Did I mention that Captain Falcon jokes are ALWAYS funny?

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

167. Type in Caps Lock all the time, your opinions will matter more.
168. Only n00bs double crouch during the beginning of a Wifi match.
169. If you see a Basic Brawl match without Ike, Pit, Snake, Sonic, or Toon Link, something must be wrong.
170. Discovering a popular Melee AT in Brawl will make others respect you more.

 

[Frown]

171. If a moderator says 1+1=3, then 1+1=3.

 

[hippochinfat!!]

172. If you like Melee more then Brawl it just means you can't adapt and that you are in denial that Brawl is better. It's impossible to just like Melee more.

 

[hippochinfat!!]

153. Rules 131-135 are too awesome to be listed.

154. Upon visiting the Ike board, you are required to post at least one thread trying to get people to join a clan that has less than four people and one thread expressing how awesome and unstoppable Ike is.

155. Wario is a sexy delicious beast. (No really, he is.)

156. It is perfectly okay to still be bitter that Dr. Mario, Roy, Mewtwo, and Pichu were cut despite their characteristics being incorporated into other characters. For example, if Lucario is mentioned in any form, be sure to express how gay you think he is and how horribly bad you miss Mewtwo.

157. Whining about how Wario has twice as many ALTs as any other character is perfectly okay.

158. If at first you don't succeed, declare that it's impossible and that it's purely hax if someone else can do it. This most often applies to chain grabs and boost smashes.

159. Falco's chain grab is always zero to death. ALWAYS.

160. Sonic, Wario, Yoshi, Jigglypuff, Pokemon Trainer, and Ness are unplayable because you don't know how to play as them.

161. Tiers automatically decide the outcome of every match. With that being said, playing as a high tier character will guarentee your victory every time.

162. Anyone who mains a middle or low tier character shouldn't be taken seriously. They only play to goof around and are not serious about winning.

163. There are no good players on Anyone on Wifi, items are always on, and spamming your favorite smash attack will always guarentee a victory.

164. Sonic's cheap and broken because he's fast.

165. When ever you watch a match against two pros, comment on how your infinititly better than the loser and then post a video of you fighting your little brother/best friend to prove it.

166. Did I mention that Captain Falcon jokes are ALWAYS funny?

Dude since this is sarcasm you are so wrong about most of these. People consider Wario high tier and spamming your favourite smash on with anyone WILL work. Yoshi is horrible and pretty unplayable. Ness to because of the infinite.

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

173. Double-posting is ok if you say you are sorry in one of your posts and blame it on your crappy computer.

 

[FAILchion-]

174. Daisy will not be in the next Smash because she's exactly like Peach in every way.
175. If someone says it would be freakin' awesome if Cloud from FF7 makes it into the next Smash, then they must be right.
176. Bowser, Ganondorf, and King Dedede suck because they're slow.
177. New Pork City is the most original name for a stage I have ever heard.

 

[smashbot226]

~Saved~
Yoshi
PT
Diddy
C Falcon
DK
Zelda
Luigi
Pikachu
Lucario
Olimar
Jigglypuff
Toon Link
Snake
Lucas
Bowser
Fox
Ness
Samus
Pit
Kirby
Wolf

~Remaining~
Game & Watch
Zero Suit Samus
King Dedede
Ganondorf
Marth
R.O.B.
Falco
Mario
Peach
Ike
Ice Climbers
Link

~PWND~
Sonic-34
Shiek-35
Wario-36
Meta Knight-37
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[Eaode]

178. It's okay to superimpose your opinion about what the intended mechanics of something should be. Do this whenever possible

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

179. If you don't pick Final Destination, Battlefield, Smashville, or Yoshi's Island in a match, you are labeled as a perminant n00b (like NESN00B).
180. If you don't have Bramble Blast as the most frequant song on Rumble Falls, you have no taste in music.

 

[Florida]

181. I keep my hands off of his bread.

 

[hectichobo]

182. 100 is wrong... he ses PK pulse because it doesnt make sience... not cross

 

[FAILchion-]

179. If you don't pick Final Destination, Battlefield, Smashville, or Yoshi's Island in a match, you are labeled as a perminant n00b (like NESN00B).
180. If you don't have Bramble Blast as the most frequant song on Rumble Falls, you have no taste in music.

I lol'd at #180.

 

[~rh]

I lol'd at #180.

Only because it's the truth.