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[dark-war-cloud]

Banned for fighting for your friends.

 

[Karptroopa]

Banned, Star Fox.

 

[MaxfireXSA]

Karptroopa is banned for going way to fast on me to post.

 

[Karptroopa]

Banned because that is me going slow. XD

(you would be surprised by mah fast speed)

 

[Agi]

Banned because you're still too slow.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Banned because I'm getting up early tomorrow morning to make streusel coffee cakes, and I'm going to let everybody who adds me as a friend have an imaginary piece of it.

 

[ranmaru]

Not banned because I like that offer. ;3

 

[Zook]

Banned for rubbing butter all over your body.

 

[ranmaru]

Banned for disrespecting one of the godly-like condoments yay. Oh wait.

 

[MaxfireXSA]

Dear Sumo,

You are banned for the following reasons:
Blaming the other members.

Date the ban will be lifted: Never

Signed,
vBulletin Message

 

[ranmaru]

Banned for personally banning me and almost scaring me.

 

[Karptroopa]

Banned because I just suffered from deja vu reading that. D:

 

[Agi]

Banned. Banned for being banned.

 

[Karptroopa]

Banned because I wasn't actually banned anywhere; there is a "You're Banned!" game on ZU that I like posting at, and one of the ZU mods played a prank on me and posted, saying I could actually get banned because of this thread. Then I banned him for scaring me.

DEJA VU OH NOES

[/long post]

 

[Zook]

Banned for killing Baby Mario. *points to avatar*

 

[Karptroopa]

Banned 'cause he's sleeping, not dead.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Banned because I am Big Poe.

 

[Karptroopa]

Banned because you are Eye Poe, the (undead) reader.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Banned for ****ing me with the Book of Koridai.

 

[Karptroopa]

Banned because Dr. Rabbit wants a go.

 

[TWILTHERO]

Banned for making a paradox in ur location.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Banned for making a paradox in your location.

 

[MaxfireXSA]

You are banned for copying someone's post, jiggly.

 

[dark-war-cloud]

Banned for using pink text.
EDIT: banned for posting 4 seconds after me.

 

[MaxfireXSA]

Dear dark-war-cloud,

You are banned for the following reasons:
Posting slower than the rest of the members.

Date the ban will be lifted: Never

Signed,
vBulletin Message

 

[dark-war-cloud]

Banned for fighting for your friends and not giving me any sympathy.

 

[Alphicans]

You get banned for being an attention w h o r e

 

[BrawlLover]

banned because it's easy

 

[MaxfireXSA]

You are banned for going faster than I was.

 

[dark-war-cloud]

You're banned for being a hypocrite =P

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Perma-banned!

 

[[FBC] ESAM]

No.

No? Y/N

 

[BrawlLover]

banned with perm son

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Ban-ban-ban-ban ban-ban-ban banned...

 

[BrawlLover]

banned for sounding like bambambam...noob

 

[dark-war-cloud]

Banned for banning fly sox.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Banned because most anyone with a 2008 join date is a n00b to me.

 

[dark-war-cloud]

Banned because i have a 2006 join date.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Maybe.

WHY!?! WHY!?! WHY!?! WHY!?! WHY!?! WHY!?!?!?!?!?!*smashes head on keyboard*

 

[eman]

Is your head okay?

Jiggs gives me the jiggles....