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[handsockpuppet]

-9 months (I was straight before I was born)

If tin whistles are made of tin, what do they make fog horns out of?

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Fog. Duh.

How much should I eat this Thanksgiving?

 

[handsockpuppet]

'till it feels like someone is falcon-punching you inside your stomache.

Does Your chewing gum loose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?

 

[Jonkku]

Banned because your location didn't make me lose The Game, because I lost it just 15 seconds ago, so I can't lose again yet.

 

[~Cruxis~]

Banned for planning to ban me for changing my name. (Gryphon)

 

[Jonkku]

Exactly.. NOT!

Banned for 2 posts and Nov 2008 join date.

 

[JonaDiaper]

ew banned for maining ness

 

[The Fail Tracer]

~Cruxis~ is double-banned for that join date.

 

[~Cruxis~]

Great... Banned for wise crack

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Banned for not using a period.

Banned for fail.

Banned for impersonation.

Banned for join date.

Banned for being a Forum Game n00b.

Banned for calling my crack wise.

 

[Jonkku]

Diaper, Banned because Ness > You

Spoiler

Also, Mr. Saturn > you

Cruxis, banned for cracking.

Sly Fox, banned for ninjaing and multibanning

 

[Surri-Sama]

'till it feels like someone is falcon-punching you inside your stomache.

Does Your chewing gum loose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?

No, Kurt Cobain comes back from the dead to take it (the flavor)

Should i reconsider my bias towards Kurt?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Banned because I am sorry for being harsh on Gryphon/Cruxis, I just didn't know that he was telling the truth.

 

[~Cruxis~]

Banned for unnecessary apology. lol

 

[Agi]

Banned because reading the pages posted last night made me laugh.

 

[Jonkku]

Banned for lulzing.

 

[Agi]

Banned because lulz are not allowed here.

 

[Jonkku]

Banned for breaking your own rules by lulzing for the past pages.

 

[Agi]

Banned, lulz.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

No Laughing!

Super-Boezy-banned

 

[jigglyppuff8]

lol banned.

 

[~Cruxis~]

Puff banned

 

[Jonkku]

Banned for ~~ around your name

 

[Agi]

Banned because he thought his old name was boring.

 

[~Cruxis~]

Banned because it WAS.

 

[Jonkku]

Banned because ~s are boringer than gryphons.

Spoiler

Yes I know boringer sounds stupid..

 

[zrky]

banned for putting a spoiler tag in your above post.

 

[~Cruxis~]

gfffffffffffffffffffh

 

[zrky]

banned for being able to conceal text very well

 

[ranmaru]

Banned for being asked a trick question.

 

[Jonkku]

Banned because the AIM man is chasing the MSN man who is about to obtain the Skype logo.

 

[Agi]

Banned because The Chosen One might kill AIM soon.

 

[ranmaru]

Banned for not stuffing yourself today.

 

[Agi]

Banned because Thanksgiving meal is just another dinner. With turkey. *eats one serving of turkey and is full*

 

[ranmaru]

Banned for not having more than one stomach.

 

[Agi]

Banned for being a cow. (four stomachs)

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Banned for not serving the Queen.

 

[Agi]

Banned for having a post for every day of the year.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Banned because...I do?

 

[Agi]

Banned for being more than evil. (6666th post)