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[A1lion835]

Banned for having less than 100 posts.

 

[Deleted member]

Banned for having less than 1,742 posts.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Advance is double-banned for not knowing who I am.

 

[Agi]

Banned for the sake of an unbanned GrimerKarp.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Banned for abusing your powers.

 

[cmpr94x]

Banned for not being a smash director and debater.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Banned. *Music combos you*

 

[cmpr94x]

Banned for banning me with the thing I love.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Banned for love.

 

[ranmaru]

Banned because I just saw Brokeback Mountain.

Spoiler

missed lots o' parts

 

[cmpr94x]

Banned for maining someone from melee.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

*Insert ditto marks here*

 

[Deleted member]

Banned for copying someone, and maining a character who was in Melee.

 

[cmpr94x]

Jigglypuff- Banned for not undetstanding what I meant

Sonic the Baron- banned for being a premium member

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Banned for being a Smash-der-bater.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Banned for being racist against pink people.

 

[cmpr94x]

Banned for being racist against people who are racist.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Banned for sticking up for me.

 

[cmpr94x]

Banned for banning someone who was helping.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Banned because that's how I roll.

 

[cmpr94x]

Banned for rolling instead of bouncing.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Banned for tryig to tell me how to live my life.

 

[cmpr94x]

Banned for not living ur life the right way.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Banned because I do what I want.

 

[cmpr94x]

Banned for not realizing that you are being controlled by Anther.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Banned because...I am?

 

[Agi]

Banned because my computer is dead... wah.

 

[The Dinkoman]

Banned because everyone knows when your computer is dead its not alive. So how are you on? Hmm?

Spoiler

god dangit, fake ban /failure

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Banned for a spelling error.

 

[The Dinkoman]

Banned for not telling me.

 

[Agi]

*past ban* Banned because I am using my Wii browser right now.

 

[DtJ Jungle]

banned for using a wii.

 

[Ezialo]

Banned for posting before me.

 

[cmpr94x]

banned for being a frikking smash n00b

 

[F1r3w0lf]

banned for being, in reality, a smash apprentice *shock*

 

[cmpr94x]

Banned for being a child of smash.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Banned for having an odd yet funny-looking avatar.

 

[cmpr94x]

Banned for not witnesses the EPic Fail that was the 100 M.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Banned...was that from the Facebook You Laugh, You Lose 2 group?

 

[cmpr94x]

Banned for not realizing that that was on /b/ today.