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Bahamut

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That wouldn't work because IT'S ********. Stop nuking stuff.

I'd call 911, and help the firefighters put it out.
 

loserlad89

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That wont work because you have fat nerdy fingers, so you cant push the right buttons and wind up calling some fat hungarian hooker.


I would put a bucket under Ruben Studdards head, get all his sweat, and pour it on the building.
 

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That won't work because the bucket will overflow and drown you before you can get it to the fire.


I'd steal an army helicopter and pour water on it from above.
 

Lt. Killjoy

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That won't work because while you are trying to steal the helicopter, you are sniped by a crackshot.

I'd alert someone to call 911. Then, I would find the nearest hose and attempt to control the fire with that. I would also ask others to assist me with the fire by pouring buckets of water onto it. Then when the fire trucks arrived I would ask if the fire fighters needed assistance, and if not, I would allow the fire fighters to do their job and put out the flames.

Do I win?
 

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That won't work because the only time someone is ever that responsible or uses that much common sense is in real life, and this isn't real life, it's SMASHBOARDS!!!


I'd use my fire-extinguishing super powers to put out the fire.
 

dan smith

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You do make a good argument LoserLad, Zaptos is both flying and electric. A good combination. (I could elaborate but...I'm not a geek anymore)

I am cool because I am courting a beautiful young maiden. Hehehe

Hohoh...hehehe....

>_>
 

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That's not cool unless she's putting out...which she may be...so you may just be cool.

I'm cool because I love Bright Eyes. If you have never listened to them, please do yourself a favor...and listen to them.
 

loserlad89

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That wont work because you are a flaming falcon, therefore you can not put out fires because you yourself are on fire.....or gay. either way...

I would smoke for a while, and then I would cough up blood all over the fire.
 

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(ignoring ^ because he didn't post a new solution)

That won't work because you'd die from smoking before getting around to coughing up the required amount of blood.


I'd let the blood from loserlad's corpse collect in a bucket, then pour it over the fire.
 

Mic_128

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And updatage!

Jiggs got some well deserved payback, so she was first...
2nd Samus
3rd Zelda
4th Peech

Meaning the scorecard is.....

over here.

*ahem*
shadowhunter: 1600=

MEWTWOMASTER2002: 500=
Linkrulzs: 598=
saud: 600=
DaleG: 400=
Metroid Killer: 400*
flamingfalcon: 220=
Ryuker: 200=
Bahamut: 150*
Heretic_789: 100*
NessExclusively: 20=

Lt. Killjoy: 0 OUT


Okay.

Swords in Space......

Marth & Roy vs Fox & Falco (Lev 6's)
Items: Beamsword, raygun on low
Stage: Battlefield
Stock: 7

Multipliers
1st 2x
2nd lose bet

Results on Tuesday

 

Lt. Killjoy

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That won't work because you'll only have one bucket of blood to put out a whole fire. Good luck with that one.

I'd call my local landscaper and have them pour a giant truckload of dirt on the fire. Fire-Air=Out.
 

loserlad89

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Thats not cool because I havent listened to Bright eyes, so maybe im not cool....idk.

I'm cool because I have a girlfriend as of last Friday and she is so hot and I will be rolling in teh secks. 1 w1ll b3 c0v3r3d 1n t3h s3xZ0r.
 

loserlad89

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That wont work because your local landscaper is a drunk and is all out of dirt.

I would mash lots of potatoes and then pour them all over the fire.
 

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That wont work because mash potatoes don't pour.

I would pile bodies on top of the fire until it went out.
 

Lt. Killjoy

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That won't work because you'd quickly run out of bodies to use.

I'd kill the fire with my +50 sword of fire elemental slaying.
 

Lt. Killjoy

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That's not cool because if you're getting teh secks that easily, your new girlfriend is either incredibly desperate or a ****.

I'm cool because I've had a steady girlfriend for over a year and a half, and she is uber hot.
 

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That won't work since its a fireemental sword so the fire would get stronger and kill everybody watching.


I would use my 50+ water sword and use the power of its almighty water power to put out the fire
 

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That's not cool because she is only staying with you so you can buy her things she's probably screwin around behind your back

( not really)

I'm cool because I don't date cheating girlfriends
 
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