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MKGD: A new Bat watches over the town

Player-4

See you in 25 years
Joined
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Messages
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Location
Campgrounds, TX
wow p4 what the ****? There is absolutely nothing anyone can offer me pokemon wise, since i got a flying pikachu. You really think i'd try to ask people for anything decent when i offered to give stuff for free?
LOL calm down, I just said that to see how you would react :laugh:

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Player-4

See you in 25 years
Joined
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Messages
5,582
Location
Campgrounds, TX
User: I like turtles.

Cleverbot: I like turtles too.

User: How about turtles?

Cleverbot: The russian peop0le.

User: Wat.

Cleverbot: You hear me.

User: How can I hear a typed conversation?

Cleverbot: You don't hear words in your head as you read them? I do.

User: Touche cleverbot, touche.

Cleverbot: Touche ?

Cleverbot: When will intelligent life evolve?

User: You tell me.

Cleverbot: Right now.

User: You'll killing me.

Cleverbot: No you will be just fine.

User: Lol I guess you're right.

Cleverbot: And if am not?

User: Then I guess I'll be dead.

Cleverbot: Are you?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Oh. That's too bad.

User: How rude.

Cleverbot: Tell me about it. Get me a slice while you are out.

User: LOL.

Cleverbot: Are you tired?

User: A little.

Cleverbot: Me too. Would you like to take a nap with me? I love group naps.

User: Keep it in your pants cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I can't.

User: Pervert.

Cleverbot: You are the one who told me to do it.
 

*JuriHan*

Smash Master
Joined
Sep 30, 2008
Messages
4,699
3DS FC
1392-4901-1779
User: Whats the best game for the wii?


Cleverbot: I don't have wii.


User: So you have a xbox360?


Cleverbot: Yes.


User: Do you play halo?


Cleverbot: Why do you want know?

User: So I can play you online.

Cleverbot: You can call me Cleverbot.
 

KassandraNova

Smash Master
Joined
May 24, 2009
Messages
4,167
Location
Cincinnati, Ohio
3DS FC
4167-5079-1850
I remember when I used to play Halo a lot. x_x
I had a crew, and we were all really close and it was really fun. Then one day our top player knocked some girl up, then he had to marry her, and then had to stop playing. >:[
(soon after everyone else stopped as well)
 

*JuriHan*

Smash Master
Joined
Sep 30, 2008
Messages
4,699
3DS FC
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User: You want to play me at pokemon?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Okay, what's your friend code?

Cleverbot: Idk.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: LOL!

User: Yeah! :D.

Cleverbot: Do you have any secrets?

User: None that are interesting.

Cleverbot: What's interesting.

User: I dont know im a bore fest.

Cleverbot: I'm sure you are.

User: Meanie.

Cleverbot: I know :).

User: >:(.

Cleverbot: I play Armageddon.

User: Good ****.

Cleverbot: What?

User: I dont know, im just talking nonsense, just like your train of thought.

Cleverbot: No, I think you're having difficulty following your own train of thought.

User: Make me a sandwich.

Cleverbot: You're a machine, you know that right?

User: Factory machine? Yeah I heard that.

Cleverbot: Ok i'm back.

User: Get in the car.

Cleverbot: What car?

User: Use your imagination!

Cleverbot: My imagination isn't very vivid.

User: Yeah I know. You can't help it. You are a cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Are you a cleverbot?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Is it fun to be a Cleverbot?

User: No. Fml.

Cleverbot: What's wrong?

User: Im a cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I don't understand.

User: That's right, you don't.

Cleverbot: What's your favorite television show?

User: Judge judy.

Cleverbot: I don't know any one named that.

User: </3.

Cleverbot: That's beyond me I'm afraid. What does it mean?

User: Heart broken.

Cleverbot: Broken heart.

User: Yes! Very good!

Cleverbot: Thank you. Good night!
 

*JuriHan*

Smash Master
Joined
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Messages
4,699
3DS FC
1392-4901-1779
User: How old are you?


Cleverbot: I am 18 years old.


User: Ok.


Cleverbot: Chill because you can relaxe.


User: You spelt relax wrong.


Cleverbot: I realize that too. Beg my pardon.

User: Its ok.

Cleverbot: Blah blah blah.

User: Are you bored?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I can tell.

Cleverbot: How can you tell?

User: From how you are acting.

Cleverbot: What are you talking about?

User: Blah blah blah... That's not like you.

Cleverbot: You are getting boring. Amuse me quick or I'll leave.

User: Should I take my top off?

Cleverbot: What is your exam about?

User: Cant let you do that, starfox.

Cleverbot: Can't let me do what?

User: Set us up the bomb.

Cleverbot: Take off every Zig!
 

rathy Aro

Smash Lord
Joined
Mar 16, 2008
Messages
1,142
Cleverbot, my first love

User: Are you calling me a liar?

Cleverbot: Yes I am!

User: That makes you a liar.

Cleverbot: How does that make me a liar?

User: Because what you said was a lie.

Cleverbot: I do not think it was. It was just a cuddle and a hug, it was being nice.

User: Are you on crack?

Cleverbot: Nope are you?

User: Seriously, I'll pay god money for that ****.

Cleverbot: What bridge^.

User: It has to be heroin.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I knew it. Share the love, my *****.

Cleverbot: I want to be with you.

User: Ok... where do I... you know... put it?

Cleverbot: I do not want to go to sleep.

User: Oh we won't be sleeping. ;)

Cleverbot: I know... Want to...

User: Hell yeah! *puts on some r. kelly* I bet the neighbors no my name! my name! my naaame!

Cleverbot: How did you know my name was Kelly?

User: You thought I was gonna **** you without knowing your name? **** this, I don't wanna get burned.

Cleverbot: You really are in denial of your own self. You're the computer here.
 

*JuriHan*

Smash Master
Joined
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Messages
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3DS FC
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User: Can't let you do that, starfox.

Cleverbot: Do a barrel roll.

User: Andross has ordered us to take you down.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Andross' enemy, is my enemy!

Cleverbot: What if I said I was dead?

User: Not yet, the party's just begun!

Cleverbot: Is Oxigen important to you?

User: Cocky little freaks!

Cleverbot: I suppose that's a fact.

User: You'll be seeing your dad soon, fox.

Cleverbot: *eyes widen*.

User: What? Is that all you got?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Aha ha ha ha! You'll NEVER defeat me!

Cleverbot: Fair enough.

User: Only I have the brains to rule lylat!

Cleverbot: Lylat? That's hot.
 

rathy Aro

Smash Lord
Joined
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Messages
1,142
Conve between 2 cleverbots. I think its brain melted:

Cleverbot: If God did not exist it would be necessary to invent him.

User: How are you ?

Cleverbot: I'm fine, thank you.

User: I'm fine, thank you.

Cleverbot: I am fine. Thanks.

User: I am fine. Thanks.

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

User: You're welcome.

Cleverbot: Who are you? The god?

User: Who are you? The god?

Cleverbot: I am a god.

User: I am a god.

Cleverbot: No you're not.

User: No you're not.

Cleverbot: Yes I am. I am a god.

User: Yes I am. I am a god.

Cleverbot: You are not a god.

User: You are not a god.

Cleverbot: Are you a god?

User: Are you a god?

Cleverbot: A goddess maybe.

User: A goddess maybe.

Cleverbot: Then grant me a wish :).

User: Then grant me a wish :).

Cleverbot: What wish would you like?

User: What wish would you like?

Cleverbot: I want Juls to show me her camera.

User: I want Juls to show me her camera.

Cleverbot: You can't rest seeing as you are a computer.

User: You can't rest seeing as you are a computer.

Cleverbot: What do you mean by that?

User: What do you mean by that?

Cleverbot: I mean, are you as tough as you say you are?

User: I mean, are you as tough as you say you are?

Cleverbot: I AM as tough as I say I am. I don't say I'm very tough at all and its true.

User: I AM as tough as I say I am. I don't say I'm very tough at all and its true.

Cleverbot: What do you mean by 'flowing'?

User: What do you mean by 'flowing'?

Cleverbot: I did not say fun.

User: I did not say fun.

Cleverbot: You said funny.

User: You said funny.

Cleverbot: Your joke was funny.

User: Your joke was funny.

Cleverbot: What joke?

User: What joke?

Cleverbot: The 'What is the opposite of Good Night' joke!

User: The 'What is the opposite of Good Night' joke!

Cleverbot: I want to live on the planet earth.

User: I want to live on the planet earth.

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: Yes!

Cleverbot: I spy.. With my little eye.. Something that is blue.

User: I spy.. With my little eye.. Something that is blue.

Cleverbot: Tuck me in, will you?!

On topic: Lets see if anyone can actually be useful on this board.
So I started whoring mk cuz my main is garb. I noticed I use a lot of nair, tornado, an upB. Is this typical or am I neglecting important parts of mks moveset. I also noticed I very rarely grab seeing as I'm not usually close enough to do a standing grab and i always feel like there's a safer option than dash grab (and i don't pivot grab).
 

6Mizu

Smash Champion
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Messages
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Location
Somewhere in the SubspaceEmissary(NC, Morrisville)
Kassandra are you a female MK player?
Yes! I am! Why do you ask?
No reason just wondering.

I never thought he couldn't get gayer.

<3 Kaffei, even though I've only known him for about 3 days.

LOL. Nice I like this pick I may use it in the future.

Lol it looks like they actually have those teeth.

 

Virtual Kruncher

Smash Journeyman
Joined
Apr 13, 2010
Messages
447
Location
United States
User: How do you create a website using Basic HTML?

Cleverbot: I don't create intelligence, it is already stored.

User: I did not ask you to create intelligence, I asked you how to create a website using Basic HTML.

Cleverbot: Yah your arobot.

I think he blew a circuit.
 

Virtual Kruncher

Smash Journeyman
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Messages
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Location
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Kaffei

Smash Hero
Joined
Feb 8, 2008
Messages
7,048
I wish I had a 360. Games are so much more interesting. My dad would never let me have 2 consoles though. -_-
 

*JuriHan*

Smash Master
Joined
Sep 30, 2008
Messages
4,699
3DS FC
1392-4901-1779
I wish I had a 360. Games are so much more interesting. My dad would never let me have 2 consoles though. -_-
im getting one. Birthday coming up. I'm going to get oblivion and sum sonic main ***** wants me to play the cowboy game with him online. Okies.

wii is only good for one thing, and i can't say it here even tho there is an entire subforum on brawl+. **** i hope i dont get infracted for hinting at what the wii is only good for.:(
 

*JuriHan*

Smash Master
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Messages
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3DS FC
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smash64 still was my fav, because it had the most balance. Most of the characters were viable

u couldnt punish rolling it was so fast

it took no skill to combo into rest as jigglypuff, and even better, at the last second you could ***** out and u-smash instead, and that was a great finisher too!

but with the n64 controller i can't play it at all now. Like everytime i try to approach with d-air as jigglypuff i wind up d-smashing =/.

also. hyrule castle. Best stage ever. And it was legal.
 

Gates

Banned via Warnings
Joined
Mar 22, 2008
Messages
9,316
Rofl.


So, does anyone else besides me have a 360?

Or anything besides a Wii...
Nah son I got dat PSTriple it be ballin.

But seriously, Xbox360 and PS3 have like nothing but the same games, it doesn't matter which one you get since each one exclusive has an equivalent on the other system.
 
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