1: Ally - **** your b+ wario lmao. Bro, our first match of Link vs CF was so epic. Too ****ing good.
2: Holynightmare - We never got to MM
3: Silverdoc - You were supposed to play Ally in GFs man wtfffff. Also... LOL THREE STOCKED SWORDGARD
4: KingAce - I always face you 2nd round of winners... Wai gawd waaai. GGs man, when I picked Link and you just started stoner laughing I was like "**** I'm done."
5: Swordgard - **** Troll had it ****ing out for you lmao. But you do well under pressure. But duuuude.... WTF WHY BRINSTAR?! WE PLAYED LIKE A YEAR AGO AT NIKOS AND I CPED YOU THERE AND YOU TOLD ME "**** thanks dude, I'm going to ban Brinstar from now on."
5: Hype - You beat Joe, AND Joe? Thats like Joe to the power of 2 x gtfo ***** I'm hype. We need to falcon ditto. Badly.
7: Ambrose - I didn't want to say it at the time, but when you smiled, I went from six to midnight. Ambrose has still ****ing god it, top 7 at a stacked tourney like this.
7: Fool - We didn't play... How ****ed up is that? Good **** taking top 8 bro, you'll get compensation no doubts, and if not from LBT than from the community that actually gives a **** about you.
9: T.O. Joe - "I don't want you guys to go, I wish I could just stand out here on my driveway forever." YOU NEED TO MOVE TO HAMILTON xD <3 *hugs*
9: KingKong - You're a sexy piece of man meat, and I woulda loved to play and get wrecked by your bowser.
9: Shifu - I ****ing told you that you'd do well. ****. Litsen to me next time. We need to have a rematch xD
9: Mickey - lolololololol, You're an evil person, letting me SD like that, and going MK when I went Japes. I WILL beat you someday, even if I have to tanya harding you to do it.
13: Gi - You're beast. You got your girlfriend to play your B+ matches LMAO... manliest man I know, Ni ha rawg waaa
13: Kuenzel - Lol you stealin' dem wiiz, n hidin' it in yer begz. We placed the same, good ****. xD
13: Raidos - Mike, you're supposed to be the next ambrose, wtf is this 13th bull****.
13: Iliad - Well you proved Tinman was pretty free, and you clutched on i1337 and avenged Geoff... It's not a top 10 placing, but **** it, you did good.
17: Ham n Eggs - Mad legit in doubles bro, honestly I had just thought you were some rando who was friends with Dimmy. Good ****, hope to see you at more tourneys.
17: Dimmy - Lol I need to go marth anytime I play you in doubles, seriously. Then you'll be like "****. THAT is clutch."
17: Buenob - I don't blame you for not wanting to come back. But hey, there's other tourneys that won't be bad, so come back for them. And bring all of ottawa again like with Havoc. Too sexy. btw, lol at your pool
17: KingHussle - Didn't play you bro, dunno what to say other than good **** making it out of your pool, unless it was bird.
17: TinMan - I hurd ur pritty free. Lmao. WHY THE **** WOULD YOU PICK RAINBOW CRUISE? DO YOU EVEN HIT THE CPS?! <3
17: RyanFW - Yo, **** good matches in pools, I want to play you in a 3 stock environment, same goes for your falcon :D
17: i1337 - DUUUUUDE You're mad ****in' legit. Phiddle is not a joke. I had to go into ****ing Hamilton Kaio-Ken x10 mode to ****ing beat you last game. Too **** good, come out to more tourneys, and i'm sorry about the lack of MMs / Friendlies, but next tourney I will play you the whole ****ing time if you want me to. You can hold me to it.
17: AvariceX - You beat Jasuke, good ****. xD
25: Infzy - You're better than this, come on broski. Btw... Your girlfriend totally didn't seem to mind us holding hands, let's get something going there.
25: Rye - I have no idea who you are, but good **** for making it out of pools.
25: Tippr - Wtttttffffff.... Justin. You're prolly a better marth than me except when I go kaio-ken, but that's for desperate situations. How the **** did you place lower than Chris? lmao
25: Jerk - You're a **** sucker.
25: SRTM - You're dreamy, and don't let this discourage you. You beasted at No Waahs, and in doubles. Come back some time, maybe, show me your moves?
25: MightyChir - Didn't get to play you, good sht on making it out of pools.
25: Phiddlesticks - I promised I would avenge you. And I ****ing well did. Steel City Brawlers baby :D
25: Jasuke - LOLOLOL JOSK. Yo were you there just to complain? I mean ****. LOL. "What is your definition of dry-humping?"
Special shoutouts:
Akariss: WTTTFFFF WIFI JOHHHNNNSSS
Troll: Marko, you're cool ****ing ****. We need to friendly more, CF vs Lucas is definitely one sided. ****ING LAWL AT HOW HARD YOU TROLLED ON SWORDGARD. OMMGGGG YOUR FACIAL EXPRESSIONS HAD HALF THE CROWD ****TING THEMSELVES.
Dude in the yellow shirt and scarf at LBT: If you weren't so handsome, I'd hate you for being associated with LBT.