his minions are androids that explode, those are totally possibleLearn to read the OP, porky cant use like "death lasers" or "invoke minions" and do magical stuff, because these is REAL LIFE(almost), and therefore porky isnt god-on-earth.
sound... wait... no... yes... Petey could have ears, you just can't see themBut like i said, petey is lost on this one, no eyes/ears/nose, so hes blind, and so he loses.
tru fax boiRealisticaly, neither one's legs would be able to support their weights.
Petey simply can't survive in the real world. He lacks roots so he can't absorb nutrients from the ground, since he is that big he would require enourmous amounts of insects or living beings to eat to sustain himself AND without water, his cell walls would get weak and he would get crushed under his own weight. And Petey has balancing problems because of his enormous head, basicaly giving him the same problem as Duon.
I don't think he's quite dead, and he's in a life support chamber with his brain uplinked to the bot allowing him to control it, which is possible by a computer being able to read brain waves and converting them into commands but I'm not sure if anything's been done about that (unless the government is doing something I don't know about)But then there is the fact that....porky is technicaly on suspended animation and he is technicaly dead by real world's standards. And without his legs, death rays OR movility, Porky can't do anything.
and he can command the bot to use legs to attack he has 8
so truep.s, these boss fights are a joke.
woops my badWario vs Sonic, i thought it would be epic, but it ended boring.