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what character would own everyone if he/she were real?

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I'm gonna have to give it to Sonic.

If you've ever watched Justice League you would see the near infinite power flash gets when running so fast his kinetic vibration allows him to move through solids.

Nobody would be able to stop him.

Psy Users- (Mewtwo, Ness) Sonic would move so fast they wouldnt be able to detect his location or get a fix on his mind.

Ganon - Sonic wouldnt even have to fight him Ganon would just not be able to even touch Sonic. Unless Super Sonics abilitys are light based (he does travel faster than the speed of light). If so Sonic could use himself as a projectile and slice through Ganon like bread.

Samus- Sonic would be moving so fast he would vibrate through Samus' armor and rip her heart straight out. Same goes for the space animals in thier arwings or landmasters.

G&W- Sonic would just run a circle and find him. He's only invisble to the human eye at a head on angle.
 

PsychoIncarnate

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I'm gonna have to give it to Sonic.

If you've ever watched Justice League you would see the near infinite power flash gets when running so fast his kinetic vibration allows him to move through solids.

Nobody would be able to stop him.

Psy Users- (Mewtwo, Ness) Sonic would move so fast they wouldnt be able to detect his location or get a fix on his mind.

Ganon - Sonic wouldnt even have to fight him Ganon would just not be able to even touch Sonic. Unless Super Sonics abilitys are light based (he does travel faster than the speed of light). If so Sonic could use himself as a projectile and slice through Ganon like bread.

Samus- Sonic would be moving so fast he would vibrate through Samus' armor and rip her heart straight out. Same goes for the space animals in thier arwings or landmasters.

G&W- Sonic would just run a circle and find him. He's only invisble to the human eye at a head on angle.
Sonic can not vibrate through Solid objects...He can only move the speed of sound
 

RWB

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He might not be a God, but he has the power of a God. stated in the games. Only thing needed for him to become a god is worshippers... Lol, hi Zant.

So yes, technically Ganondorf is, indeed, a God.

Does the psionic powers of Mewtwo outbeat the Triforce of Power itself? I doubt it.

The only things I would believe would work against Ganon would be things that has already been proven effective.

On second thought, the Four Sword did not defeat Ganon, the power of LIGHT did. As it have done repeatedly. Shortly put, Ness doesn't have better odds than M2 against Ganny-poo.

The Master Sword is supposed to vanquish all evil, and is powered by the Sages PRAYING... Which would mean it is powered by the Gods themselves...
 

-Knux-

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Holy ****. nobody understands the epicness of falcon. He runs hella fast. Falcon Punch + Knee = better than sex.
A debatable comparison, but I'll give it to you. =P

Has no one thought of this? What if another ice age comes? Who will survive? No one but the Ice Climbers and King Dedede. These guys can climb ice/float around, they both have mallets to break the ice, and they're adapted to the cold. When the next ice age strikes these two (three) will be at the top of the world.
 

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Mewtwo would be way too easy to defeat. Just have somebody sacrifice themselves and Mewtwo will see the beauty in human life and give up. Problem solved.

Ness DIDN'T KILL GIGYAS. Paula did, by just praying. Ness would die easily.

Snake is only powerful when there's places for him to hide. Stand in a wide open space, and you're good.

Ganondorf is only immortal because of the Triforce. There's no Triforce in our world, so he wouldn't be immortal.

Anybody from Starfox would die easily as well. Just hit their Arwings a few times and they're dead.

Game n' Watch we could just crumple up. No problem.

Anybody from Fire Emblem would die easily, as they have no protection against our advanced weaponry.

Sonic and Samus are the only two I could see as being lethal.
 

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Holy ****. nobody understands the epicness of falcon. He runs hella fast. Falcon Punch + Knee = better than sex.
Well, you can have your men then, I don't need them
 

XACE-K

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Here's who I think would own in no peticular order.

Captain Falcon- The only things that are more painful than his Falcon Punch or Knee is Mr.T's pity or any damage caused from Chuck Norris.

Mewtwo-He has psychic powers, a clone of a Pokemon who can learn all the moves known in the Pokemon universe and his awesome.

Snake-Has many weapons at his disposal, can sneak around without being detected and snap your neck. Only downside is that he's getting old but who cares when you can still kill people.

Mr.Game and Watch- Because he's 2D, he could turn his body and become paper thin so you can't see him. You won't be able to see him at night because he's dark colored. Also he could pull turtle,books,hammers,matches,etc. out of nowhere.

Luigi- He'll where his pink outfit and since certain people are stereotypes, they'll presume he's queer and kill themselves.

Even though she isn't a playable character, Navi would also own because ahe'll annoy the h*** out of you.
 

RWB

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Things that have actually been able to defeat Ganondorf(not only stun him):

Silver Arrows: These are powered by Fairy Magic from the Fairy Queen herself, as shown in A Link to the Past. Said queen was also able to make a sword supposedly powered by the Gods even more powerful.

Master sword: Powered by the Gods, if WW is any indication.
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Pending:

Power of Light: FSA Zelda's power of Light made it possible to defeat Ganon here, but the FS series sems to have it's own continuity, as FSA supposedly predates OoT. Also, this Ganon wielded, the Trident of Darkness, and did not have the triforce...


Light Arrows do not possess said ability.
 

BOTA

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no one has said jigglypuff :p lets go through the facts

1. Get near her, she will make you fall asleep

2. Rest, I mean come on

3. If you ever watched pokemon she always had a a peranant marker to draw on her unsuspecting foes with, whats more epic that that?

4. Her spin move has lots of knockback

than after her would probably be mewtwo, has ANYONE seen that one movie with him in TRUELY epic
 

Dragonbreath

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Sonic can not vibrate through Solid objects...He can only move the speed of sound
Actually, he can do it in the comics. But we're talking about a real-world situation. And in the real world, things that vibrate really, really fast can go through solids.

WARNING! SCIENCE LESSON APPROACHING!

It works like this: All solid matter is more than 99.99999999999% empty space. The distance between one submicroscopic particle and another is proportionately greater than the distance between the earth and the sun. The reason that objects don't simply pass through each other is because those particles are bouncing around. In other words, vibrating. There's so many of them, vibrating so quickly, that despite their proportional distance, they behave as though they were in many places at once. This is what is known as an electrostatic field. (What keeps the particles from flying everywhere is the magnetic subatomic charges. Electrons vs Protons, ect.)

Here's the phenomena: When a solid object, as a whole, is vibrating at the correct frequency, and it matches the frequency of the vibration of the particles, then the frequencies sort of cancel each other out. The solid mass of the vibrating object can pass through the empty space of non-vibrating solids. This is extremely easy, since there's so much more empty space in a solid than actual matter.

To use this in a practical situation, like a fight, Sonic would just have to keep vibrating at the correct frequency. He could even have different parts of his body vibrating at different speeds, so that his hand or his foot was solid enough to strike with, while his heart or his brain is effectively intangible.

Things get weird when you go subatomic, don't they? No wonder there's a comic book hero called The Atom.
 

kr3wman

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Actually, he can do it in the comics. But we're talking about a real-world situation. And in the real world, things that vibrate really, really fast can go through solids.

WARNING! SCIENCE LESSON APPROACHING!

It works like this: All solid matter is more than 99.99999999999% empty space. The distance between one submicroscopic particle and another is proportionately greater than the distance between the earth and the sun. The reason that objects don't simply pass through each other is because those particles are bouncing around. In other words, vibrating. There's so many of them, vibrating so quickly, that despite their proportional distance, they behave as though they were in many places at once. This is what is known as an electrostatic field. (What keeps the particles from flying everywhere is the magnetic subatomic charges. Electrons vs Protons, ect.)

Here's the phenomena: When a solid object, as a whole, is vibrating at the correct frequency, and it matches the frequency of the vibration of the particles, then the frequencies sort of cancel each other out. The solid mass of the vibrating object can pass through the empty space of non-vibrating solids. This is extremely easy, since there's so much more empty space in a solid than actual matter.

To use this in a practical situation, like a fight, Sonic would just have to keep vibrating at the correct frequency. He could even have different parts of his body vibrating at different speeds, so that his hand or his foot was solid enough to strike with, while his heart or his brain is effectively intangible.

Things get weird when you go subatomic, don't they? No wonder there's a comic book hero called The Atom.
But doesn't the fact that Sonic can't do that cancel it out?
 
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