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CRASHiC

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A thread dedicated to all things involving women, from head to toe, from whispers to laughs, from personality to physical to traits, and even to the trouble they cause us, this thread is for it all.



I love women. I love em to death. Can't get enough of em. I don't mean that in the typical matcho way of wanting to lay every woman I see, or in a hopeless romantic manner where every one I see is my soul mate. No, I simply love appreciating that women exist, I love getting inside their head, I love watching what they bring to the world. They are my 2nd greatest creation of the world, 1st being music, and my number 0 being female vocalist.

But enough of that, let's get on to business. Some rules to keep this wonderful thread from being locked.

Rules for Pictures:

1. NO PRON LINKS
2. NO N!PPLES (that includes the brown spots, silver dollars, ect.)
3. NO R.KELLY KIDDY PRON
4. NO SEE THROUGHS
5. NO PUBIC HAIRS
6. NO SEXUAL ACTS (a girl kissin' another girl, fingerin', ect.)
7. DO NOT BE AN ***
8. POST PICTURES 1ST BEFORE MAKING A REQUEST
9. IF IT'S NOT A PICTURE/GIF THEN DO NOT LINK IT. PERIOD.
10. WHEN YOU MAKE A QUOTE OUT OF A POST DO NOT QUOTE ALL 8 OR 9 PICS. ONLY QUOTE ONE THUMBNAIL. this will save on loading time a lot.
11. SMASHBOARD APPROPRIATE


I'll explain before i tell you what it is: some pictures of the model's pics can have images that focus mainly on one area of the ladies' bodies, and it aint always her face. Basicly, when you find a set of pics that you want to post, then consider that this site is still a video game site and not ment for pron or whatever you wanna call it. there's still younger members who enter this forum aswell. i really dont have a cut and dry title for this, so the the only i can say this is don't post a pic that's too focused on like a girl's private area. try to keep them "clean" as possible. in other words, more tasteful.

how about "pics should showcase the model as a PERSON, not just some random unidentifiable T&A."
generally, avoid stuff that looks like it was taken from a porn site, or shots taken without the person's knowledge with some stalker's hidden cam.

Rules for discussion:
1. NO TALKING ABOUT ACTS UNFIT FOR SMASHWORLDS
2. DO NOT BE AN ***
3. IF SOMEONE ASK FOR RELATIONSHIP HELP, GIVE IT, AND (Rule 2)
4. NO CENSOR DODGING
5. NO ARGUMENTS OVER WHICH TYPE OF GIRL IS BEST (as is Rule 2)
6. WOMEN ARE ALLOWED TO POST ABOUT WOMENLY THINGS/PROBLEMS, AS IT IS WOMEN DISCUSSION


Let's try to have this equal discussion between "She's hot" and relationship advice, and discussing the finer points of women. I don't want this to turn into a nymph thread. There is far more to women than a **** holder, so let's talk it all out. Please be respectful of others as well. Let people who have different turn ons and pull different things out of life be. Live and let live. If a person of homosexual oreintation comes in here and says "I don't see what's so great about women." don't attack him, or make fun of him, because now you've made this a thread about men, and that makes YOU the real homosexual in this situation.

DON'T GET MY LOVELY THREAD LOCKED :mad:
Please Smashworlds, I beg of you. Don't be like Alantic South, show some self control and report all inaproproiate post ASAP so I can keep this little piece of heaven open for as long as possible.

Now, let's begin
 

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I like girls.

Seriously though... I'll type something more relevant up a bit later. I have a lot to say on this topic.
 

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I'll be keeping a close watch on this. Keep it clean, guys!

D20 has the same ideal wife as me, haha. Intelligence is always better than looks, though I like it when girls do have a little bit of both.
 

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The only woman I'd marry. Too bad she's a character.



Ice Queen Wilhelmina ftw!
 

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Considering that girlfriends usually become wives, it might be in your best interests to align those categories more closely.
 

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Considering that girlfriends usually become wives, it might be in your best interests to align those categories more closely.
I know, right?

I feel like I am in one of those in between ages though. I've been trying to break that concept I have held for the last eight years of "the girlfriend". The concept of a "wife" has always been distant until recently. A few of my friends have just been engaged, and it has got me thinking. Essentially, I'm trying to wrap my head around the idea of FOREVER and how it works in a relationship.
 

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Good stuff Crashic, you went ahead and made the thread.

Of the two genders, women are definitely the more beautiful imo. Curves, softness, grace, voice, can't get enough.

I love watching amazing women dancers, lifts, spins and flexibility draws me in. <3
 

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@ D20- Well, you're only 22. Take it from a married man, there's no rush. As you date, what you consider attractive in a girlfriend and wife will probably merge on their own.
 

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@ D20- Well, you're only 22. Take it from a married man, there's no rush. As you date, what you consider attractive in a girlfriend and wife will probably merge on their own.
That really simplifies things. Thanks. My mind tends to wander at 2am.
 

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Considering that girlfriends usually become wives, it might be in your best interests to align those categories more closely.
Ahh so that's why none of the random girls I've proposed to on the street said 'yes'
 

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Perhaps its only because of the situation in my life right now, or perhaps its because of my DES, but I don't really find any desire to have a casual sex partner. The things that are generally required in those are things I don't have currently, and would likely track me off course from my already shaky road.

As for what I look for in a girlfriend, a sense of never ending youth, feist, independence, and originality without the sense of trying to be. These are the qualities that will draw me too them, but what keeps me going is this oxymoron of having the feeling of being a needed and necissary part of their life, while remaining independent of me in a way. Knowing that I'll be the one she turns too, while also knowing that she doesn't bend to my whim (even in that way, meow :p ). This is probably why I'm so gravitated towards female musicans/artist/dancers. Many of them possess all of these qualities, being a creative individual, being mentally independent, feisty, and forever mentally youthful.

As for a wife, I don't have the experience to judge such a thing yet. I'm only 19 and don't kid myself into thinking I understand something I don't. I'll know it when I see it. You never really know what you like or need until you are there yourself. I found that out when i had a relationship with a very, very curvy woman, fit, and wonderful assets everywhere. What I learned there, I'm into surfboards. I couldn't get that into it with her for that reason, which greatly surprised me.

And if I could continue on from there into physical traits. Let me get one big thing out of the way. I don't like white women. Its a natural thing. When I was 3 years old I had a crush on Maria Karie. I've never set out to NOT like white women, its just not something I have control over, and have only liked one white women in my entire life, and simply because she was amazing. Its not skin color either, its more their facial features I think.

Moving on to what does attract me, surf board figures set along side a combination of great legs and arse. That alone drops me dead, put that with some naturally sad, beautiful eyes, black silky hair, and cheeks I can nibble on, and I'm good as gone. Luckily, there is a woman who fits this bill to a key.

 

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My experience is pretty much outside of the demographic of this thread (and this site in general, actually), but if anyone has any questions about being married or having kids, feel free to ask.

And dam it, I don't care, this thread needs some Salma Hayek.

 

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After lots of thinking time I concluded that I really prefer being a guy and would hate to be a girl. My friend Dan agreed so we set off to ask girls which they would prefer and, shockingly, instead of saying "A girl obviously!" they almost all started with "Weeelll, I dunno.."

Also I've been surrounded by females my whole life. I grew up with my mum and 2 older sisters. Most of my teachers were female and my boss and 2 managers are female, i'm one of only 2 guys that work there. Out of all the males i'm close to they're either my age or i'm older.
 

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The only downside I see to being a woman is not being able to fully appreciate women. I'd love it if I were born a woman instead, they do everything better, even living! Men are so **** practicle, we are built that way, mentally and physically, just look at our eye sight as an example. Men have great depth perception. That's cool, okay. So I can drive better and throw a spear with better accuracy. Don't really care. Women can see more colors, meaning they can see more in life. They can see all the nuisances of the world we can not. To expand from there, I have trouble dancing because whenever I think of how to dance, i can only think of moves that women do. Men dancing is a joke really, women are just built for it. Yes, women are at a bit of a disadvantage in life right now because of the who knows how many years of oppression, but it eases everyday and men have huge disadvantages in life as well that people overlook that exist without being oppressed. Women also experience more, they experience child birth, they experience a life cycle, they experience many things that we tend to excuse as troubles of a woman life, but from my life view, the pain it comes with is far worth the experience. Men never experience anything like having another human being growing inside of you. Imagine how that experience can change your life view forever.

But to continue would make this thread men versus women, which would make this thread in part about men, which would suck :mad: so I'm a stop here and post a picture.

 

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I love women. and not in the creepy way that most tools do. I love the whole women experience...
and I'd rather date a pretty girl, who's shy, then the most beautiful girl that's not.
 

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Before I became a Christian I dated a lot of women--A LOT of women. If I've learned anything from that time in my life, it was that this is true: "Charm is deceptive, and beauty is fleeting; but a woman who fears the LORD is to be praised" (Proverbs 31:30 NIV). Not even just a woman of noble character, specifically a woman who fears God, is the one that should be praised. Throughout all the women I've met, I've never met one woman of real noble character that was not a devoted Christian, and those tend to be the best suited for really supplying what a man needs--and no, I don't mean physically.

On a side note, however, if a woman has wit, it means at least twice as much as beauty--to me, anyway. That and insight into the world. One thing that bothers me a lot is a woman who is unable to see further than her nose. I hate to sound judgmental, but there are simply just some women who don't have good insight. I could never really get close to a woman like that, because 90% of what I said would sound like nonsense to her.
 

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If you respond to Proverbs post, please only respond to things women related and nothing religious related. Too many pool room threads dive into religious debates. (nothing against your post Proverbs, I am just trying to make sure this thread stays healthy for as long as possible.

On the 23rd, I'm going to go see Little Dragon. This is relavent because the singer is in my top 5 favorite women in the world.



She's a babe and has one hell of a voice, not to mention her spunk that shines through when she's performing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmP2ULBJGYQ
 

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That honestly is my view of women. But to secularize it: I've found that there are many beautiful women out there, but very few of noble character. I aim for the latter.
 

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I understand, you did nothing wrong. You posted what you find attractive in a woman, that being noble virtues. I just didn't want someone to scrutinize the religious elements of what you said, which technically fits in with rule 2, but I just wanted to prevent such a thing from happening. I want this thread to work out.

My top 5:
1. Do I even need to say who this is? xDD I mean, just look at the rest of the thread :p

2. Corinna Bailey Rae-


3. Erica Badu-


4. Martina Topley-Bird


5. Yuki of little dragon
 

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Rachel Ray is one of my favorite gals to oogle over. And she cooks! Let it be said, the way to my heart is definitely through my stomach, and a woman who can cook has definitely got a plus over those who can't in my book.



She's also got the features I look for in a woman. Eyes, skin tone, facial structure. I'm definitely privy to Mediterranean women for some reason. Maybe it's because thousands of years ago my Chinese ancestors got to check out some hot Sicilians or something. :p

(I'd post some of her photos from FHM but they're a bit... risque. :D)
 

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Rachel Ray is one of my favorite gals to oogle over. And she cooks! Let it be said, the way to my heart is definitely through my stomach, and a woman who can cook has definitely got a plus over those who can't in my book.
This is one of the most obnoxious people I've ever heard. She will not shut the hell up, even when she's cooking, plus her voice carries clear across the continent when she speaks. She's also chunky and very average.

Casual sex partners, girlfriends, and wives? I thought women were complicated, and now the people here are starting to sound like finicky teenage girls, wtf.

 

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Casual sex partners, girlfriends, and wives? I thought women were complicated, and now the people here are starting to sound like finicky teenage girls, wtf.
You are right. I just needed to get my thoughts out. Sometimes I don't know what I am thinking until I write it down.
 

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needs more asian women in here imo

kish where u at. Need pics of Tiffany. <3
 
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