Mortal Kombat 9

Lythium · Jul 11, 2011

Yeah, that means I have to spend time on this game though. And more money.

Not that I'm opposed to that, but there's not much point in spending money on a game that I don't play that often.

Gates · Jul 11, 2011

ETWIST51294 said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbaTvSBGVfE&feature=feedu

Smoke: Where there is Smoke there is fire.

Rain: When it Rains, it pours.

Sub-Zero: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRH-Ywpz1_I

ETWIST51294 · Jul 11, 2011

Lythium said:
Yeah, that means I have to spend time on this game though. And more money.

Not that I'm opposed to that, but there's not much point in spending money on a game that I don't play that often.

Then play it more. This game has lots of fetishes too.

Gates said:
Sub-Zero: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRH-Ywpz1_I

Turn on the captions. lol

Lythium · Jul 11, 2011

Nah, all the girls look way too ****ty for me. And the only girl I was interested in was Mileena but MY GOD HER FACE NOOOOOO.

So, yeah.

Gates · Jul 11, 2011

ETWIST51294 said:
Then play it more. This game has lots of fetishes too.

Yeah, like guro and, um, guro, and then there's guro, not to mention guro...

MK is pretty one-dimensional in terms of fetishes due to the characters all being incredibly similar.

Turn on the captions. lol

Youtube captions are always good for a laugh.

EDIT: lol the Mr. Freeze one had some gems.

"Were killed the dinosaurs?
Israelis!"

Jews did 65 mya

Lythium said:
Nah, all the girls look way too ****ty for me. And the only girl I was interested in was Mileena but MY GOD HER FACE NOOOOOO.

So, yeah.

Lythium, I have to ask, do you have breast envy or something?

Lythium · Jul 11, 2011

A girl with breast envy?

Sounds complicated.

Thrillhouse-vh. · Jul 11, 2011

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rGA_rZxIV0

Training music, get hype

ETWIST51294 · Jul 11, 2011

Lythium said:
Nah, all the girls look way too ****ty for me. And the only girl I was interested in was Mileena but MY GOD HER FACE NOOOOOO.

So, yeah.

What about the queen of MILFs, Sindel?

Gates said:
Yeah, like guro and, um, guro, and then there's guro, not to mention guro...

Goro? What about Sheeva. lol She's gross. There's... ah, demon fetishes, and.. policeman fetishes, and.. other stuff.

EDIT: lol the Mr. Freeze one had some gems.

"Were killed the dinosaurs?
Israelis!"

Jews did 65 mya

"divisive freeze dr sally sally sally dot light dot

LOST THE"

Lythium · Jul 11, 2011

Guro is completely different from Goro...

Pitzer · Jul 11, 2011

ETWIST51294 said:
Please do.

He makes Ermac look lame as ****.

Anyways, he got everything people wanted.

The mind control move (the one when you're in the bubble), the super roundhouse, the lightning, and new water moves.

He had water sprout since Armageddon. His teleport actually does damage now. Mind control Orb, Super roundhouse, Water sprout, Water furry (teleport), and Lightning Strike

ETWIST51294 · Jul 11, 2011

Lythium said:
Guro is completely different from Goro...

Hrrmmm, I read Goro for some reason, but yeah, that's pretty disgusting.

Patriotic Zero (PTZR) said:
He had water sprout since Armageddon. His teleport actually does damage now. Mind control Orb, Super roundhouse, Water sprout, Water furry (teleport), and Lightning Strike

Yeah but we all knew they weren't going to base **** off of armageddon. No one cares about that game, so it wasn't 100% that he was gonna get moves from that game.

Gates · Jul 11, 2011

Lythium said:
A girl with breast envy?

Sounds complicated.

YOU sound complicated.

ETWIST51294 said:
Hrrmmm, I read Goro for some reason, but yeah, that's pretty disgusting.

Come on Twist, I thought hanging around me enough would lead you to know every type of porn there is.

ETWIST51294 · Jul 11, 2011

Seems as if you missed teaching me one.

Zero Beat · Jul 15, 2011

So I've been spending some time with Sektor, reliving my UMK3 greatness with him..And came up with some shizzle.

I'll copy and paste my post from MKO's strategy zone..

TarkatanFang said:
I have a mid screen for Sektor.

FP,BP, B+FP xx JK, telepunch, JK EX telepunch, B+BP, FP. = 42%
(Xbox version in letters : X,Y, Back X/ jump kick telepunch/jump kick EX telepunch, back y,x.

Xray: FP,BP, B+FP xx F+BK, xray. = 42%.
(X,Y, Back X/ forward B/ xray) Note: Sometimes it's hard to land the xy back x. ;/

Note: If you ad a JBP to the mid screen combo(not the xray one) it does 45%. Execution of the JK, EX telepunch is crucial.

Kate get the game or else............................

ETWIST51294 · Jul 18, 2011

Smoke can OTG bomb on his MK2 outfit. That is all.

LivewiresXe · Jul 18, 2011

So wait, Smoke's MK2 outfits actually have advantages to them?

Speaking of which, if someone knows any decent combos with him, I'm all ears.

Lythium · Jul 18, 2011

That's why the costumes are banned at EVO. They change hitboxes and shizz.

ETWIST51294 · Jul 18, 2011

Yeah, the costumes are unpatched. gay ****.

LivewiresXe · Jul 18, 2011

Lythium said:
That's why the costumes are banned at EVO. They change hitboxes and shizz.

Weird, I thought the only costumes that changed things were well, human Cyrax and Sektor.

ETWIST51294 · Jul 18, 2011

Nah the other ones have none of the effects of the patches.

Like Smoke can OTG bomb and Cyrax can bomb reset.

LivewiresXe · Jul 19, 2011

Woo Rain's out today. So gonna get him.

ETWIST51294 · Jul 19, 2011

WHERE WTDJOVEONJA

He wasn't on PSN when I checked : (((((((((((((((((((((((((

LivewiresXe · Jul 19, 2011

My bad, I didn't mean right now. I just meant he's coming out today, as in the 19th.

Pitzer · Jul 19, 2011

He's out now. Pretty broken LOL, I feel that he has low health though

LivewiresXe · Jul 19, 2011

I thought in MK9 everyone had the same health? I dunno, maybe defense changes or something.

ETWIST51294 · Jul 19, 2011

Rains out on PSN finally.

Zero Beat · Jul 19, 2011

I have a 50% with Xray[Rain]

I'll do it with xbox commands cause i'm lazy.

B,A/lightning/super rounhouse/ B,A/Xray/ B.A. back B. 50%

It's a mid screen obviously.

Sariku · Jul 21, 2011

Freddy Krueger was confirmed as the latest DLC character for Mortal Kombat 9. :troll:

Wait, no, really! http://kotaku.com/5823604/freddy-kreuger-coming-to-mortal-kombat

Lythium · Jul 21, 2011

I'm surprised someone didn't post that earlier.

Also, ugh, no. Why?

Sariku · Jul 21, 2011

Because Warner owns both of those series, and they wanted something unique?

I'm fine with it. I just don't like the fact that he has two claws.

ETWIST51294 · Jul 21, 2011

I knew about this for a while now butttt ****s swag.

Thrillhouse-vh. · Jul 21, 2011

What the ****

OFY · Jul 21, 2011

pretty dumb imo

@freddy inclusion

Thrillhouse-vh. · Jul 21, 2011

I just realized: no voice beyond grunting and screams, no Robert England.

Faiiiil

Ryu Shimazu · Jul 22, 2011

Best DLC ever, kreuuggerrr.

theeboredone · Jul 22, 2011

Lol now get Pinhead and Jason

Smooth Criminal · Jul 22, 2011

Test Your Might crashed at the WTFness of Freddy Kreuger.

XD

Seriously, this DLC is kinda ********.

Smooth Criminal

ETWIST51294 · Jul 22, 2011

****s so ******** it's great.

Thrillhouse-vh. · Jul 22, 2011

So when do we get Jason? :troll:

ETWIST51294 · Jul 22, 2011

I can't wait. :troll:

But NRS said this was the last one IIRC.

"hey"

"Hey, what are ya doing?"

"playing mortal kombat"

*looks at screen*

*sees Freddy vs Kratos*

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