KirbyKaze
Smash Legend
It's because deep down you don't mind being gay if you want to win.Plus I am forever apologetic for having counterpicked him to corneria the first time we played. I can't remember having ever counterpicked ANYONE. So clearly something was wrong with me.
But on the surface Cactus-conscience kicks in and overrides your inner (is it really that "inner"?) hardgay.