Alright, so now I'm going to give a shoutout to everyone who signed my T-shirt. Because I'm cool like that. I'll even keep the same punctuation on the messages. I'll start from the top left shoulder, go right across horizontally, until I end up to the most honored position of my right asscheek. Make a guess as to who landed that spot
The person with the most original message gets the awesome
smiley face. Depending on originality, you get more
, three
is the max. Here goes:
"I HATE U LOLOL -NoX": I hate you too, you forgot my DVD, and I'm going to cry. But in honesty, you're too cool and it's sad that we didn't get to play any matches. Thanks for hooking me up with this sexy T-shirt! E-mail me those brackets and the brackets program whenever you get a chance please. And next time me and Ian sign up as "Team Adamantium Buttcrust", I expect you to quake in fear!
"testicle Rider": Thanks for signing my T-shirt, you're a force of a player, unfortunately I didn't get to play you.
"I Rock, you suck, DAMAX": You're right. I don't know how to beat you, I can never seem to figure you out. You always know what I'm going to do. Am I that predictable? Anyways, don't get down on your performance at this tourney, you played well, and sometimes we have bad days (*COUGH* I didn't make it out of pools *COUGH*). THANK YOU so much for housing me on Friday and making me some awesome eggs, and recommend
ing a really good energy drink, and driving me around everywhere, I CANNOT THANK YOU ENOUGH! Damax is the pimpiest playa' in this community. GG's all around.
"Joel is amazingly SEXY! -Paty": Are you hitting on me now? Sorry Test, but it seems that I have swayed Paty over to my side
. Good games in our set, it was fun for me, hope it was fun for you. And thanks for managing the brackets for everyone, I don't think you recieve enough credit for that task. And thanks for babysitting Elef while he slaved away at losing that Super Mario World hack.
"Apoc' yEAyHuZ!!": Thanks for signing my shirt, too bad we didn't play. I guess it's for the best though, you would have destroyed me and made me cry myself to sleep. You need to trashtalk more.
"PrOG (George)": Thanks for signing my shirt, didn't get to watch any of your matches but I hope you learned a lot from this tournament and strive to get better!
"U R SO PWN, capt Falcon 4 LYFE, Tyler/Demon Machine/R43P": Falcon does indeed pwn, they should just ban every other character from tournaments and use the awesomeness that is Captain Falcon. Hope you come to more tournaments and have a great time!
"KAMI": You're probably not going to read this, but I'll give ya one anyways. It was great seeing you again, ****, it's been a year. Hope you try to come back to the smash scene and chill with us; if not, good luck with future plans you have anyways! And sorry for the **** in teams, but you guys tried hard and I'm sure with a little work you guys would do great in no time.
"Sup, LOL -Shuriken!": Sup, LOL -ThatGuy
...haha, I'll give you more than that. Thanks for the matches, too bad the crew thing didn't work out but we never had time for them anyways. Your Fox ***** my Falcon, but not the next time we meet! Oh, and your Ness is funky.
"
H4": Tu es un homme vraiment bizarre, va manger un poutine.
This was one of my favorites, Elef drew a pic of his Doc SHABAWDing, signed "-Elef". Too good. Anyways: You suck at Super Mario World. I hear you beat the level 5 times. Great job, you would have won 250 bucks from me. By your logic, you also probably failed the level 200 times. For every 8 times you fail, you owe me 10 bucks. So you would owe me 2000 bucks. Don't make bets with other people
anyways, you still owe me a buck from anal ****** you in our 1 dollar MM. Good matches nonetheless and you should play more and smoke less
but you're pretty chill to hang out with, and you're hands down the funniest poster here.
"Falcon pride! -Kio": Indeed. Fun dittos we had, although I can't remember who won. You probably did. But I sucked that day [/johns]. You're a skilled player; I bet the hair gives you Smash Skills. Hope to see you again in the future, you're a really cool guy to hang out with. Sucks you didn't get to go boarding, or do anything special. Next time we'll try to show you a good time.
"GPWN sXOXO": Kisses and hugs to you to. I heard you decimate Falcons, but your Shiek only one stocked mine? You suck
good match, and you're a great player. Keep up the great work.
Most original message! "You can't dashdance without music! -BigRick": Too true man! I always got some cheesy techo beat in my head while I dashdance. Maybe that's why I'm so predictable...hehe. You're one of the funniest guys I know and you're ****ing huge! Work on that Shiek, you should study my tips more haha. Or ask Damax for advice, he knows how to destroy me.
"NAVO": Fun matches, you're very quiet though; live it up a little! And slap your brother for me for not playing any matches with me.
"Fogel": Thanks for thoroughly spanking me every match we played at the tourney
you improved way more than I expected, very nice. Too bad we got stuck in the crazy pool, eh? Let's get drunk and eat pity pretzels. Hope you enjoyed the spagetti, Dorvalian pride! Hope to see you again sometime soon.
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TGBX": What's up dude, didn't get to play you or watch your matches...but I got to put my arm around you at Nickels! Haha sorry if that freaked you out. You need to learn how to order from a menu, that 5 cent deal mindgamed you and Kio. Noobs.
"Bam, Where is jarc? (Here, lol written by Jarc)": You're signing my T-shirt and asking where Jarc is? I feel so used now, after all those nights we had together...whatever. You're Falco...err, your everything is so amazing. Too bad you're quitting, but eh, if that's what you want to do, that's your choice and nobody wants to change that. But you still owe me some Smash lessons =)
"Dylan -You Rule Thatguy": Thanks man, I appreciate that comment! Like I said to your crewmates, stay in milk and drink you school! But in all seriousness, you guys should practice more...with us. You'll beast it up in no time
come to more tournaments you guys are really fun to hang out with! And you're a beast at piano.
"RAIPH": Thanks for making comic strips of Bam owning me,
. Turn your flash off when taking pictures at tournies, it can get really distracting
. Don't worry, one day you'll beat Vwins and you'll get to run around like a monkey on stilts.
Some random squiggly line here I can't make out, did anyone draw a random squiggly line?
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NEW!!! From (insert picture of a peniis here) Dolce and Gabbana (PLEASE BUY MY SUN GLASSES), Love, Jake": I like that self-portrait you drew on my T-shirt, LOL OWNED! I'm going with Jer on this one and saying that you're tall! Don't be emo about losing to Matt and Thad, they're simply too good.
"DICE, Falcon is too
good!!": Can't believe you signed my T-shirt so fast while Locke) was struggling, you are a master of writing on fabric with a crappy pen. Good Falcon, although I can't say much because I never played with you. That better change by the next tourney
.
"TAMIRE, -PKM": You probably wrote "Ta mere", but it was so jumbled I could barely read it. If that's the case, ****, I got owned. Fun matches, I BEAT YOUR DK FINALLY MWAHAHA. Mewtwo is broken. Sorry for my Young Link being such a prick. Keep stealing my money, you jerk. Poke Floats is the best level in the game. Your Shiek is a force. Actually, your everything is a force. Keep owning us please.
"Hot Dawg Fazzizzle!!1 -tect": I don't know which signature was worse, your nubsteak comment or Bam's revealed love for Jarc. Nice hair. Never got to play you. Thanks for signing my shirt.
"VWINS": Vwins la legendaire indeed! I don't know why you are so amazing! Those finals matches were intense! Chet had you on the ropes and threw everything at you, and you took it like a man and dished it right back at him. You're like a machine dude, I don't know how you can play so consistently. Tu es dur comme la roche. Keep up the amazingness and you'll keep recieving stupid fanboy shoutouts like mine! (and some nice paychecks to boot =P)
Another squiggly line here. Guys, if you're going to sign my T-shirt at least make it so I know who it was =(
"Lawl Neph pwns u :3": ...at SSB. But you suck at melee. Go back to your sucky keyboard DI, noob. SSB sucks anyways because it lacks the knee. And the overall sexyness of my presence. But seriously, you're a good player in both games, hopefully we might get some good SSB matches later down the road.
"JUSTAPNOOB AMIRITE? -Cemo (arrow pointing to JustaPnoy's signature)": Good IC's, I didn't 3 stock you because I didn't want to make you cry in your sleep. Hands down the best hat at the tournament. Too bad Elef's poorness and your poorness gimped you from the tournament. Learn2prepare lol.
"Keep on Kneein' -Locke)": Will do, Brian. Sorry for throwing that day-old garlic bread at you, but that's what you get for INCURRING THE WRATH OF THE ALMIGHTY THATGUY by throwing a snowball at him. Good thing that I'm so hot the snowball disintegrated upon my aura of awesomeitude. But I sensed your evil intentions. Next time, I'm throwing a brick.
"JARC loves you!": I love you too buddy! You need to stop being such an emo kid at tournaments and live a little. Be happy that you beat TestRider...twice! Not too many people can do that! You're definately going on the PR. Sucks that you didn't beat PKM, I didn't watch the matches but I heard about that rest. Can't wait to see the matches. Actually, don't be emo like ToS2 and finish uploading all those matches this time! If any of my friendlies were recorded please send them my way so I can see what I did wrong and fix myself. See you at school.
Guess who got the coveted position of my right asscheek! "ZOMG! -PNOY": How fitting, lol. You're getting better Ian, I think we performed really well in teams, expect for game one of us vs Jih and Damax...that **** was ****ed haha. Damax and his stupid cape camp. We need to practice more with Thad and Matt so we can beast!
I'm going to post more shoutouts to people who didn't sign my shirt and my highlights and quotes of the tourney later. In retrospect, I don't think this shoutout was long enough.
I can't forget Chet though! Chet, you are THE MAN! You are the glue that keeps the team loose! Great job on second, you HAD Vwins though! You phailure! At least you have something to tell your future grandkids who will be playing Super Smash Bros. World War by then..."...and that's how I missed that ledgehop bair to mindgame myself and choke against Vwins. Good night kids". Thank you SO MUCH for organizing this tournament, it must have been hell for you. I am SO SORRY I couldn't help you mop those floors, I'll try to help out next time. Do you think you would be able to give me my money back at the bi-weekly?