Wish Corruptor

[Falcomaster16]

You're is granted, but you must fly into the sea

I wish the people around me would shut up.

 

[X-Factor111]

Granted but you would shut up as well.

I wish I could control Japan

 

[zeka]

granted, but Japan just got destroyed by a giant earthquake

I wish that i could wish for whatever i wanted

 

[3.14159]

Granted, but only in this thread where it will get corrupted beyond recognition anyway.

 

[Duke]

your wish is granted but you suddenly become mute and can't speak to wish anything or have any limbs to type the wish

I wish that Ticadrius would come here and say I wish that this board would be locked *KABOOM*

 

[Hirsine]

Granted!.....................umm two wishes................cannot have!

I wish for a Taco made out of steel.

 

[Duke]

your wish is granted but it is only as big as an atom

I wish for Hirsine to recorrupt my wish because it was lame

 

[KLSmash]

WTF!?! Why would you want your wish to be corrupted? Corrupted = BAD
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Granted, but when Hirsine logs on, and posts, it tells him that he post is less than 10 characters and since he can't think of anything, he logs off.

I wish everyone in the world would have enough money so they could have a decent house, clothes and food.

 

[Meleeruler]

Granted, but this creates a national panic, causing a world war 3...

I wish for tube socks (yay)

 

[KLSmash]

Granted. but since I do not know what they are, steal all your money.

I wish I have 1000000000 posts more than everyone at SmashBoards combined x 100.

 

[zeka]

Granted, but you get banned permantly for spamming

I wish that i could go to all the smash tournies i wanted

 

[falcoX]

granted, but u lose evryone

i wish i had many many pizzas

 

[KLSmash]

Granted, but you have less fingers.

I wish I had a German - French dictionary.

 

[zeka]

Granted, but the pages are missing

I wish i could be a mod here

 

[KLSmash]

Granted, but suddenly you die and become the shortest-lived mod ever.

I wish people would stop posting...*cough*falcoX*cough*....

 

[falcoX]

granted, but then u stop posting as well

i wish KLsmash would accept me for who i am

 

[KLSmash]

Granted, but I soon forget who you are.

I wish children were tasty.

 

[falcoX]

granted, but the high calorie amount kills u

i wish my job payed better

 

[KLSmash]

Granted, but you get fired.

I wish children were as delicious as corn-dogs.

 

[falcoX]

granted, but u choke on yur child

i wish i wish i had more wishes to wish with

 

[PokeRoyale]

granted but you wish for something stupid like more wishes.


i wish for a fountain of BRISK sweetened iced tea.

 

[God Sribe]

Your wish is granted, but you get diabetes.

I wish for the answer to "How did the universe get created"

 

[X-Factor111]

Wish granted but it's the wrong answer.

I wish Bowser could kill Mario

 

[zeka]

Granted, but Mario get's resurected in the next game

I wish that i would be the crapiest player in SSB and SSBM there is

 

[KLSmash]

Granted, but you grow a third eye.

I wish I children were edible.

 

[zeka]

(woohoo, me got 3 eyes :D)

Granted, but so do you

I wish that i could time travel

 

[Duke]

Your wish is granted but a country is suddenly found and it is named time. therefore you travel to time and they made an under ground tunnel so you can travel through Time. Lame...

I wish that all French-Canadians were deep underground with nothing but a piece of dirt.

 

[falcoX]

granted, but u suddenly find yurself deep underground with nothing but a piece of dirt.

i wish i was doing better in fantasy football

 

[KLSmash]

Granted, but suddenly you like to eat children.

I wish for money.

 

[falcoX]

granted, but the money is eaten by children

i wish we had a better president

 

[KLSmash]

(who's we, I'm canadian, I have a prime minister)
Granted, but the next president decides to commit suicide so they bring in the old one.

I wish for children to be less greasy and more tasty.

 

[falcoX]

granted, but ppl think yur wierd for wanting to eat children, and they ban u from Uzbeckistan.

I wish that the final level of Advance Wars was easier

 

[3.14159]

Granted, but now the first level is impossible and your game gets deleted so you have to play it.

I wish my computer did not suck so badly one could mistake it for Michael Jackson alone with an 8 year old.

 

[falcoX]

granted, it sucks almost as badly

i wish pi would be nicer to me

 

[God Sribe]

Granted, but you go to Soviet Russia and pi eats you

I wish that this topic would come to an end

 

[KLSmash]

Granted, but suddenly you grow 5 heads causing this topic to continue going.

I wish people wouldn't think I'm so weird for wanting to eat children....

 

[GregUnit]

Granted, but then you lose your urge to eat children.

I wish I didn't suck so bad at SSBM

 

[KLSmash]

Granted, but you suddenly decide to stop playing.

I wish there were more thread so I could post on in Forum Games.

 

[falcoX]

granted, but they all get closed before u can post

i wish they would stop chasing me

 

[KLSmash]

Granted, but they soon start throwing jello at you.

I wish for soup.