Recent content by Dark Bagel

What? It's just your average, typical, run-of-the-mill occurrence of a rubberhose animation character showing up in an otherwise fully live-action feature. Seems completely normal to me!

Horrendously late but I'm just popping out of the endless reaches of the abyss to say congrats to @Lamperouge and the other Xenobuddies.

Guys we actually found Bernie's smashboards account I'm literally shaking and crying rn oh my god

Wait, really? Damn... I actually thought that was ROB.

Actually, it's not Al anymore. It's Dunk.

A character that would incite the rage of practically everyone, you say? How about a character so utterly, incomprehensibly grating that his mere presence is like nails on a chalkboard, and everytime he speaks, it's a thousand times worse than that? A character so objectively and irrefutably...

I swear if Stolas doesn't let out a barrage of censored expletives then I'm refunding all bleventeen of my demondollars. I paid good nonexistent money for this, dammit!

Oh, I thought that was on the seeveenteenth

We rating SSBU newcomers now? Aight, bet. RANKING ULTIMATE NEWCOMERS (based off of movie theater etiquette) - Stays completely silent (S Tier, polite and quiet! TOO QUIET...): :ultbylethf::ultisabelle: :ultsteve: :ulthero::ultminmin:ult_terry::ultchrom: - Cries very, VERY VERY loudly at all...

I could get used to this timeline Who would've thought we'd get a character (alt) explicitly inspired by the freaking Slenderman playable in smash

Same here. I in particular think the character with the least amount of evidence of all is practically a shoe-in for tomorrow. That's right.

my prediction: Lloyd Irving my want: Nightmare my hopes: Nightmare my dreams: NIGHTMARE my desire: NIGHTMARE please, oh god please: N I G H T M A R E